![]() MOVIE REVIEW – WALT DISNEY’S THE THREE MUSKETEERS DIRECTED BY: STEPHEN HEREK WRITTEN BY: DAVID LOUGHERY STARRING: KEIFE SOUTHERLAND, CHARLIE SHEEN, OLIVER PLATT, TIM CURRY, CHRIS O’DONELL, GABRIEL ANWAR, JULIE DELPHY AND MICHEAL WINCOT. BY: JEZEBELL AAREN MAE To start, a confession, I really wanted to review this movie as I do love it a lot but I’m suffering from a severe bout of writers block and fear this review may not be up to my usual standards. As a result I have missed parts of the movie out failing to include them in my discussion – but never mind it is a truly brilliant movie and you ALL HAVE to see it!!! Filmed in parts of Austria, England and France Walt Disney’s version of “The Three Musketeers” is one of the most under rated movies ever made. It begins like most, if not all, Musketeer movies with D’Artagnon and the first of many classic one liners and generally a fantastically timed script, starting as it means to go on with comedy and action.
Each of the main characters run along their own course and has their own plot to follow which all comes together masterfully. D’Artagnon’s line is to become a Musketeer, prevent Richelieu from succeeding in his efforts and to avenge the death of his father, brought about by Rochefort, played by Michael Wincot. The Musketeers’ to stop Richelieu and restore the Musketeers to their rightful place, Richelieu to assassinate the king and take the throne for himself with the backing of the Duke of Buckingham and Rochefort, to destroy the Musketeers and aid the Cardinal. D’Artagnon leaves for Paris to become a Musketeer just as Cardinal Richelieu succeeds in his plan to disband the king’s personal guard and replace them with his own, the first step in his plan. Once in Paris D’Artagnon meets the three remaining Musketeers one by one managing to insult all three in turn, Athos, Porthos and Aramis, each challenging him to a duel. When the aforementioned three come together for the first time it is clear that they are close friends. Interestingly, you never see any duel take place between them as they are interrupted by the Cardinal’s guards who attempt to arrest the Musketeers for the second time in a day. However, Rochefort is successful in arresting D’Artagnon and while in the jail the latter discovers who it was who killed his father. On way of escaping the palace dungeons D’Artagnon is also abbrested with the Cardinal’s plan when he overhears the Cardinal talking to the Lady De Winter who has been hired as a spy and charged with conducting a treaty to England and into the hands of the Duke of Buckingham. D’Artagnon is re-captured and set to be executed.
At this point you are with D’Artagnon in not knowing what will happen next so it is youthfully exciting to find that the priest is Aramis and the executioner is Porthos and Athos soon arrives having liberated the Cardinal’s carriage. The four of them escape uncovering more of the Cardinal’s malignant nature, bringing forth more fantastic and memorable lines as a chase ensues with the Cardinal’s guards trying to catch the Musketeers and failing. Once D’Artognon relays the Cardinal’s plans to the others the bid to stop Richelieu takes off. Ground Zero for Richelieu’s assassination plot is the king’s birthday by which point De Winter is to be safely in England with Buckingham. On a night’s drinking Athos tells D’Artognon of a man who loved a woman knowing full well that he is the man in question but un-known to him it is the Lady De Winter that fills the part of the woman he loves. The following morning the Musketeers split up and are to reunite in Calais where, in naturally fantastic timing, you learn why Porthos has so many fun weapons to play with and so many stories to embellish. When Athos discovers the truth it is too late for any form of redemption or rescue and the Lady De Winter is sentenced to death, however, before the axe is swung Athos begs for forgiveness and is rewarded with the last of the information of the Cardinal’s plan. A scene that can be felt like a kick in the gut and. an act that sets in motion the very touching and poignant epitome of the story, the four are unable to do it on their own so the send messages throughout Paris and her outskirts that France’s king and queen need their Musketeers. It is the day of the king’s birthday, the assassin is in place and the Musketeer’s plan is in hand, with no knowledge of whether their message was received Athos, Porthos and Arimis stand side by side before the entirety of the Cardinal’s army of guards and it is here that the movie’s second kick in the gut is initiated. The cinematography and color are simple but in no way un-assuming, as the cinematography is catching and the color vivid and truthful to the action taking place. The buildings and scenery capture and support the essence of the story brilliantly and the soundtrack is instrumental apart from the kick ass theme song by Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart and Sting which illustrates the movie so fantastically just hearing the song can make you want to watch the whole thing. Other then the backdrop all the wonders of the story come from the script and this is one of the places I fail to see why the movie did not receive any awards. I know I have in no way done this movie justice, but as I wrote I found that the only way to really get the message across is to see it for your selves. I hope I have initiated enough of a curiosity to make you want to fill in the gaps? If you like comedy, action and movies where the way the cast work together speaks for it just as much as anything else and where little things speak loudly then you MUST see Walt Disney’s The Three Musketeers. I will say that some might find some of the film making techniques a little obvious and predictable but note and remember – it is a children’s movie and it is fifteen years old. Now go forth and enjoy! |
![]() Foxboro Hot Tubs - The Garage, Highbury
![]() Picture the scene. Europe have just finished up at the Garage. It's a sunday night, so everyone's off to catch the last train home. Not quite everyone, should I say. There's already a second queue forming outside The Garage. For one of the most anticipated gigs of the year. Well, it WOULD have been one of the most anticipated gigs of the year, but how the fuck can you possibly anticipate something that had been announced just two days previously? Excitement is high. Random talk of Green Day and hopes for the set that is about to come. Words being exchanged, tales are told about gigs over the past week. Whispers uttered about the supposed appearance of the Hot Tubs at the previous nights Manchester show (Which, may I add, was fantastic and well worth the day trip). The doors are opened. Some people having been there all day, waiting for a ticket. I picked mine up earlier, eager in anticipation for what could be the only show this year to top Green Day, as far as I'm concerned. Typically, expectations are high and there is no doubt for a second that they will not be met and destroyed. Needless to say, I'm excited
Opening with a few songs from the support band, who had been working on the tour and clearly hadn't been chosen for their skill in either performance or warming up the crowd. But, let's face it, unless the opening act had been Green Day themselves, I was going to be disappointed with them. Here comes the good part. Foxboro Hot Tubs blew the shit out of everything that has ever happened or ever will happen. Some people may say that I'm exaggerating slightly. To those people, I say "Bollocks, you clearly weren't there."
Coming out, clearly already hammered and preparing himself for a continued night of carnage, is Billie Joe Armstrong. Or should I say, the Reverand. The rest of the band follow suit, looking just at home on the tiny stage as they did on the various other nights of the tour, in front of thousands of people. The opening riff to "Stop, Drop and Roll" is played. Mere moments later, everyone goes insane. Stage invasions, crowd surfing, stage diving, all of these things are happening and more. The Rev is throwing his drink over the audience, passing out cans to the front row. This was certainly a sight to behold. Ignoring the fact that one of the biggest bands in the world at the moment were playing a venue as small as they were, the show was still up there as one of the greatest things I've ever seen. You could see the band loving being back in the small venues and it showed throughout the performance. Jokes were passed between band members, the piss was taken and vast quantities of alcohol were drunk. Songs were also played and not for a second did they disappoint. Playing the entirety of the album (also called Stop, Drop And Roll!!!) and some fun covers, including a medley of Johnny B Goode and Blitzkreig Bop - lovingly dubbed by Mike as "Johnny Go Fuck Yourself" - and a twenty minute rendition of The Who's superb A Quick One While He's Away. The repeated performance of the albums title track never got boring, even after the sixth time around. Each time the performance was better. There were also tracks by Green Day and The Network thrown into the mix, much to the joy of the majority of the people in the crowd who had no idea what the fuck these songs that were being played were beyond that point. I left the venue that night, hot, sweaty, tired and with the biggest grin on my face. This is one of the shows that people will be talking about for years. Carnage was caused, fun was had and an amazing band showed that they are still just as capable of ripping up the tiny venues that kicked them off all that time ago. It's going to take a hell of a show to top this one. |
![]() Oxjam Essex 2009: The Rokettes
Morning Parade, Wimm, The Barhouse, Chelmsford 09/10/2009 Oxfam’s monthly long music festival, Oxjam, is organised annually by music lovers across the UK to raise money for the charity. Organised by Claire Whatley and in conjunction with Club NME, this year’s Oxjam Essex event took place at The Barhouse in Chelmsford. Boasting an impressive line-up of headliners The Rokettes, Morning Parade and Essex favourites Wimm, all rocked out the Barhouse to its very foundations.
![]() Local lads Wimm haven’t played locally for a while and this marked their welcome return to the live stage debuting their new drummer. Sounding like Linkin Park being beaten up by Foo Fighters, they stormed straight into their set with I Won’t Cry. In a short but sweet set, we were treated to classic Wimm tracks as well as some brand spanking new material. In their newer songs, such as Torn In Two (a personal favourite), one can hear the progression of their style sounding tighter and heavier. Their mix of alternative rock with stomping riffs and evocative lyrics were an instant winner with the crowd. Keep an eye out for Wimm, they are destined for big things this year I’m sure. Keeping up with the quality were Morning Parade. Clearly influenced by the noughties, they appeared to have a strong local following with a fair few sing-a-longs. They were unquestionably “indie” (of the current kind – you know ... skinny jeans et al) but were an improvement from the norm. They were somewhat unexpectedly appealing. Forlorn vocals with epic guitars and spacey instrumentals were infused with tuneful melodies. ![]() Finally, headliners The Rokettes graced the stage. Spawning from the ashes of various bands, The Rokettes blew the fuse off anything amplified nearby. A sleazier, pumped up electro rock version of Yeah Yeah Yeahs but with fiendishly melodic vocals, we were treated to a truly spectacular set. Catchy hooks and beats on tracks such as debut single “Burn Baby Burn” had their audience moving to the pounding riffs in no time. Lead singer El swings and saunters across the stage in between fiery vocals, screaming “frontwoman.” Wannabes take note, this is how it’s done – with style and grace. Catch them whilst you can in smaller, more intimate venues as they won’t be playing these for long. Wembley watch out – a new kind of rock star is about to take over. OxJam was an electric night with a fine display of original, quality music – and all for a fantastic cause. After all, what could be better than rocking out AND raising money for charity? www.myspace.com/wimm www.myspace.com/morningparade www.myspace.com/therokettes Photos courtesy of Lynne Saunders | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
![]() Gary Delaney
Today, I decided to write about a comedian who is not readily available on the internet. Because, let's face it, the most you're going to do is Youtube the comedian in question, watch a few videos, laugh and then go about your daily business with a few jokes to pass around. Well, no more! In this case you're going to have to actively seek out the act I'm writing about.
![]() Gary Delaney is not entirely a household name. Which is a shame, as he's one of these acts that seems to have actually taken the time to write what, I believe, is technically known as a "joke". I'm not for a second suggesting that other comedians aren't funny, but Gary specialises in the self contained one liner. Much in the vein of the likes of Stephen Wright and, for those less inclined in the world of comedy, Jimmy Carr and Tim Vine, but with a darker edge. Not to imply that Jimmy Carr isn't dark, but there's something a little more sinister about these jokes when they're delivered in a deadpan fashion. Which conviniently leads me onto my only real complaint with this gentleman. Well, it's not that convinient, it's just the way I wrote it. His deadpan style leads the jokes that don't go down so well to die completely within the set. Although this leaves the extremely funny jokes to rise to the forefront, whilst also giving you something witty to say the next day at work, there were a few jokes that I thought really worked but didn't get the backing they needed to make them really stand out. Still, this complaint might not be valid anymore, as I hear vicious rumours that he no longers sports the deadpan style - I've not seem him in years, but I'm seeing him next month so I'll keep you posted. All in all, if you like quick, witty comedy with some amazing puns with a bit of an edge to them, you could do a hell of a lot worse than to go check out this guy. No frills about him, just good old fashioned one-liners. Tour dates are here - www.garydelaney.com - And he also tests out new jokes via his Twitter feed, highly recommended viewing - www.twitter.com/garydelaney "I went to a camouflage swingers party the other night. We all put our khaki's into a bowl" |
![]() TURBULENT SOUNDSCAPE & REVENGE NEWS
Turbulent Soundscape (DJ Rex) It’s been a crazy year this year at TS Towers!! :) Fright Nite has finally settled in the Town Hall, a HUGE pub in Staines, with bargain drinks prices and a MASSIVE dancefloor, it seems we will be having days that will be remembered as fondly as the Iguana, we even celebrated our 19th birthday in there!! We’re looking forward to more live shows on Thurs and Sundays as well, so far some awesome bands have played that venue, many people have partied hard with such great acts and Smokey Bastard, Panic Cell, Blood Red Halo, Hostile Dawn and many many others!! 2010 is looking like a great year, with a new nite at the working men’s club in Egham, a very cheap bar there, a 2 room venue in Bracknel and all sorts of other stunning stuff on it’s way!! Bournemouth is looking up as well, we now have the live license and are welcoming local legend Bear to the mix, again, great times ahead, back on the 3rd Friday in Feb!! New Years Eve – options with us, or of course Schism, read on for the Schism option or celebrate New year's Eve in London with the ultimate mayhem mash-up: B-Movie meets V-Movie meets the 80s Night DJs include: Me, Suicide Ally (Stay Beautiful, Black Plastic), Jo Cliche (Black Plastic), Mark 13 (SH5) & Simon B-Movie Featuring 60s pop to 80s rock, 90s Indie to 00s alternative, Psychedelia to Punk, Motown to Mash-Up, Garage Punk to Goth Eclectic, Drunk, & Beautiful The theme, if we need one, is to dress up, drink up, and have a really good time! For tickets click here pics form my recent trips to Tel Aviv and Athens are to be found here Don’t forget, we might have your picture in our archive section, head to www.turbulentsoundscape.com On to Revenge (DJ Rex) Revenge will return at some stage in London, but for now we're making plans for the Italian version of the club, news will be here when we have it!! www.revengepromotions.com And nowwww, Schism (Tom Wavre) 2009 has been a good year for Schism. It's seen us hit some record numbers, finally topping the 800 mark and putting on some awesome events with the best atmosphere I can remember in the (nearly) 8 years it's been running. With that in mind what better way to finish the year with a MASSIVE New Years Eve party! Some old cheap drinks deals, pyrotechnics, and far more Schism than usual as we extend the opening times to 5am!! So no excuse about not being able to get a train back after... You can get a cheap hotel room at the Woking Hotel by calling 01483 727100 and pointing out that you'll be seeing in the new year at Schism. ** IMPORTANT PLEASE NOTE ** NYE Schism will effectively be our January Schism as we see no point in opening up on Jan 1st!! So the next two events are: Dec 31st - NYE Feb 5th - Schisms 8th Birthday!! Tickets for NYE are selling well, go check out www.clubschism.com for links to buy yours - cheaper in advance but still will be tickets on the door. Have a great christmas and I hope to see in the new year with you! Visit www.clubschism.com or our facebook to get all pics, event info and other news as it happens. |
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Viking Skull Reading Plug & Play Tuesday 03rd November09 Support : The Morning After, Kamikaze Test Pilots, Godsized Why on earth Godsized are opening act on this line up is a mystery. They hit the stage looking like they’ve been on tour for at least 2 years solid, with only whiskey and raw meat for company. Godsized proceed to give us a set laden with heavy riffage, stoner hooks, and some twin guitar work that many players could only aspire to. Heavy music rarely sounds this good and Godsized are the perfect band to put Plug and Plays new sound rig through its paces. Watch this space, Godsized will be coming to a town near you soon, and when they do, you'd better be ready to Rock! Click Here To Buy Viking Skull |
![]() Ego Likeness ![]() Tell me about the journey you took to become Ego Likeness Steven Archer - Well, that is a long and twisting tale. Donna has been involved with music since she was a kid, and I have been in bands for about 20 years. When we first got together we were in a pretty standard goth rock band called "Seraphim Gate," which lasted a few years, and fell apart. Ego was taking matters into our own hands, an attempt to write the kind of music that we wanted to hear. The first demo "Songs from a Dead City" was an attempt to fuse Massive Attack style triphop and Skinny Puppyish industrial. "Dragonfly" was taking those elements and adding more song structure to them. "Water" built on that, but added a more rock, live band element, and added a less personal narrative. "The Order of the Reptile" took everything we had learned, and wrapped it in a conceptual bubble. "Breedless" the upcoming album is, I think the best thing we have ever done. It goes all over the place stylistically, but hopefully holds the core thread of who we are and what we are about. Ego Likeness is an interesting name, does it have any kind of meaning, or was it just random?? Steven Archer - It's from the book Dune, by Frank Herbert. It's basically a portrait that reflects not the subject's image, but their essence. How do you find being husband and wife in a band?? Steven Archer - We get to travel the world and make music for a living, its awesome! Naturally there were some...growing pains that come with living in a van for months at a time, or learning to be creative together. But for the most part all of the edges are worn off, and we just have a great deal of fun. ![]() What's the story about how you both met? Steven Archer - I was a DJ at ye olde local goth club, and Donna was the hot chick at ye olde punk rock shoppe, from a predictable scene point of view, it was pretty much enivitable. I remember djing with you in Baltimore, that was a fun nite are you still djing?? Steven Archer - I am, though not as much as I used to. I pick up gigs every once in a while. We are very busy with the band, art, writing and such, so we don't get out much. Which is a fine trade-off. I'm sure that nite you said something about writing books for children books?? Can you give us some info on that?? Steven Archer - I wrote (and illustrated) a children's book called "Luna Maris" which is a sweet little story about the moon deciding to turn into a boat to visit and learn about the ocean. I recently had another illustrated book published by Raw Dog Screaming Press, called "Red King Black Rook," which is not at all for children; a fable in which everyone dies, or has sex with animals. What music are you listening to right now? Apart from your own? Steven Archer - We love Angelspit, IAMX, the recent Peter Gabriel album is seeing a lot of rotation, the first She Wants Revenge album...what else.... It's so hard to say, because those are always mixed with the old standbys like Skinny Puppy, Pink Floyd, Tangerine Dream, Big Black, Sisters, Curve, The Swans, Leonard Cohen, Ministry, etc. What genre of music do you consider your work to be and who would you say are your major influences? Steven Archer - I always call it post-goth, though Darkwave is also nice. Major influences... well, see above. We try to take everything we like and throw it all together. We are old, and remember a time when albums had more than one song on them, so we *hopefully* maintain that idea with our own work. What is your all time favourite Ego Likeness song? Steven Archer - We love all of our children, so it is hard to say. I have soft spots for a few though, "The Map is not the Territory," from "Dragonfly", "Traveling Son," and "Above the Soil" from "Water," "Save Your Serpent," and "Raise your Red Flags," from "Order." Mostly because they represent something specific to me, and because apart from "Serpent" we don't play them very often, if at all, so I am less familiar with them, as it were. Ok, confession time - what’s the most embarrassing single or album you own? Steven Archer - I am not embarrassed by it, but I do own a copy (on vinyl no less) of Neil Diamond's "Johnathon Livingston Seagull" soundtrack. Also, Donna owns an autographed copy of Don Ho's 'Tiny Bubbles' on vinyl. She's not really embarrassed by this, either. It's sort of a point of pride for her. What and where would your dream gig be?? Steven Archer - I would really like to tour with Skinny Puppy. Though recently we opened for Peter Murphy, and that would be another tour I would like to be on. I know Donna would love to tour with IAMX. Do you guys have a special venue on the globe where you always love to (want to) play on tours, a place which feels like ‘home? Steven Archer - It was Nation in DC, but it's been torn down. Now... we sure love K17 in Berlin, Club Rayne in Tallahasse, Atomix in San Antonio, Elysium in Austin, The Tulsa Eagle, The Outback in Charlottesville VA, Corporation in Sheffield UK, Jaxx in Springfield VA. I am sure there are others I am missing. Is there any highlight gigs you'd like to tell us about? Steven Archer - Opening for Peter Murphy was amazing, as well as opening for The Damned and New Model Army. We have also been fortunate to tour with some of our favorite bands- Cruxshadows, Voltaire, Ayria, Angelspit, Combichrist, Bella Morte- all of those tours were just amazing amounts of fun. Also, playing Dragon*Con is always a blast. Do you have any upcoming shows? Steven Archer - We will be touring with Bella Morte in the fall, mostly mid-west and west coast. What’s the one thing that is your favorite memory from being in the band? Steven Archer - Driving through the desert with wife. Hanging out below the Neuschwanstein falls with The Cruxshadows on our first tour. Running headlong into the ocean right after a gig with Combichrist. Playing at Dragon*Con and looking out and seeing 3 sets of glowing eyes from gigantic Spawn costumes. Opening for New Model Army, and Justin taking the time to watch a good chunk of our set. Best and worst on stage moment?? Steven Archer - Tons of bad memories, best left where they are. Most of the time though shows are great, and even the things that might make them bad, can be fun. Riffing for 15 minutes while someone fixes the PA, or having your backing tracks die while headlining in New York. As long as you know how to handle yourself, those moments can be a great deal of fun. Do you prefer intimate gigs or large scale events? Steven Archer - Not to sound too cliche, but as long as the crowd is into it, size is not an issue. Honestly, we have fun no matter what. Do you have a record label? Steven Archer - We recently signed with Metropolis! What can you tell the readers about your instruments? (i.e., are you subject to brand loyalty or will you play with whatever's available? What made you choose the instruments you play now? Steven Archer - I play a Gibson Les Paul, and my back up is a Gibson SG. I like them because they have thick necks and are massive solid blocks of wood that can take a beating. I use Line 6 Guitar Processors, because I like 'em and they are practical. We use Mark of the Unicorn sound cards because they are the best. I run our tracks off of a Gateway Pentium 4 laptop that is a work horse. As far as software goes, we use Ableton Live on stage, Cubase and Reason in the studio. We also have a well loved Juno Alpha 1, and a few other keyboards floating around that get used from time to time. Donna plays a Kurzwiel SP 88X stage piano, which is stupid heavy, but very very sturdy. What advice would the Steven Archer and Donna Lynch of now give the Steven Archer and Donna Lynch who started Ego Likeness?? Steven Archer - "You already know most of what you need to know. Make mistakes and learn from them. Also, nine people is a bit much for a live band...make it work with two." Which songs do you perform most frequently? Steven Archer - Probably "Water to the Dead," we have done it at almost every show since the album came out. Do you ever play any covers and if you do, what made you choose that particular track to cover? Steven Archer - Years ago we did a cover of "Stand Back," by Stevie Nicks, when we had a more involved live band. On the last album, we did a cover of "Afterhours," by The Sisters of Mercy. We also used to do a cover of "Faded Flowers," by Shriekback. Why? Because we love the songs. Who writes your songs? Steven Archer - Both of us. I write the majority of the music, Donna writes the majority of the vocals, and we switch back and forth when it makes sense. What are the main themes or topics for most of your songs? Steven Archer - Free will, evolution, accepting yourself and your beliefs, and personal responsibility. Do you think these topics will change over time? Steven Archer - I think we will add to those topics, but those pretty much sum up our belief system. Could you briefly describe the music-making process? Steven Archer - I write a ton of demos, and we sift through them till we find the ones that are really good. What are your rehearsals generally like? Steven Archer - These days we rehearse a few times before tour, and that is about it. We have been doing it for long enough, that rehearsals are really just relearning songs that we wrote and then promptly forgot. How has your music evolved since you first began playing music together? Steven Archer - We are better song writers, we have learned to write catchier, hookier songs. Our production has improved, and we have attempted to simplify the songs for the sake of clarity. What has been your biggest challenge as a band? Steven Archer - Making enough money to keep doing it. What's your ultimate direction for your band? Are you seeking massive fame and fortune? Steven Archer - Sure, we would love fame and fortune, but we would also be happy with longevity. If we can play 200 person rooms for the next 20 years, we will be happy. What advice do you have for people who want to form their own bands? Steven Archer - Write all the music yourself, then find people to play it. Also commit to your art. Quit your job, and become the vehicle for the art, not your own comfort. ![]()
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![]() Click here for Essex club listings LONDON! Click here for London club listings SURREY & BERKS! Click here for Surrey/Berkshire club listings ![]() Sun 27 Dec Little Feet X-Mas Party: Damn Vandals + The Inwits + Dirty Omar + DJ Twilight The Camden Lock Tavern, London Sun 27 Dec Records and Roasts Loaf Deansgate Locks, Manchester Sun 27 Dec The Quails Kools Nightclub, Teignmouth Mon 28 Dec Sergeant The Doghouse, Dundee Tue 29 Dec Let Them Eat Gak The Rhythm Factory, London Tue 29 Dec Madness Odyssey Arena, Tue 29 Dec Madness Mono Belfast Tue 29 Dec The Ting Tings The Warehouse Project, Manchester Sat 02 Jan The Indie Thing Kambar, Cambridge Sat 02 Jan Trashy O2 Academy Oxford 2 Sun 03 Jan Records and Roasts Loaf Deansgate Locks, Manchester Tue 05 Jan Rival Schools 333 Mother, London Wed 06 Jan Bloody Awful Poetry: Gable + French for Cartridge + Stairs to Korea The Old Queen's Head, London Thu 07 Jan Field Music Hoxton Square Bar & Kitchen, London Thu 07 Jan Indie Night Varsity, Bolton Thu 07 Jan Indie Night Mood, Lancaster Fri 08 Jan Club the Disco Guildford Boileroom Fri 08 Jan Generator Kambar, Cambridge Fri 08 Jan Indie Night at Heroes Bar Heroes Bar, Maidenhead Fri 08 Jan Rockaoke Punk, London Fri 08 Jan The Prodigy The Venue, London Sun 10 Jan Echo Deck + Red Nova + Together, We Fight + Brazen Lungs The Dublin Castle, London Sun 10 Jan Slaves To Gravity + Bleech + The Rocket Dolls + 70s Cop The Freebutt and Penthouse, Brighton Wed 13 Jan Japanese Voyeurs Dexter's Lounge Bar, Dundee Thu 14 Jan Delphic + Mirrors Norwich Arts Centre Thu 14 Jan Indie Night Mood, Lancaster Fri 15 Jan Friday Rock Show Hotel California, Wirral Fri 15 Jan Indigo: Dirty Avenues + Pistola Kicks + The Alfa Binding Theory + The Jackdaws Moho Live, Manchester Fri 15 Jan Japanese Voyeurs Devito's, Arbroath | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
![]() A History of Burlesque Most people think that "burlesque" means female dancers taking all their clothes off in public and shaking their tassels about a bit to funky songs. But be quite honest, that only really covers the most recent burly years! At its best, burlesque was a rich source of music and comedy that kept American audiences laughing from 1840 through the 1960s. Of course, burlesque has always had a sexual side to it, but it was mainly applied to a large range of non-musicals and and comic plays.
Burlesque was started in the 1840's, and was primarily aimed at the lower and middle classes, making fun of (or "burlesquing") the plays, operas and social habits of the upper classes. These shows used comedy and music to challenge the established way of looking at things. Everything from Shakespearean drama to the craze for Swedish opera singer Jenny Lind could inspire a full-length burlesque spoof. On Broadway, the burlesque productions of acting managers William Mitchell, John Brougham and Laura Keene were among Broadway's most popular hits of the mid-19th Century.
By the 1860s, British burlesque relied on the display of shapely, underdressed women to keep audiences interested. In the Victorian age, when proper women went to great lengths to hide their physical form beneath bustles, hoops and frills, the idea of young ladies appearing onstage in tights was a powerful challenge.
Suggestive rather than bawdy, these shows relied less on strong scripts or songs than on sheer star power. When Broadway's The Black Crook became a massive hit in 1866, its troop of ballerinas in flesh-colored tights served notice that respectable American audiences were ready to fork over big bucks for sexually stimulating entertainment. All it took was a daring producer to take things to the next level. In the late 1860s, Lydia Thompson's British burlesque troupe became New York's biggest theatrical sensation. Their first hit was Ixion (1868), a mythological spoof that had women in revealing tights playing men's roles. In the Victorian age, when proper women went to great lengths to hide their physical form beneath bustles, hoops and frills, the idea of young ladies appearing onstage in tights was a powerful challenge. Underdressed women playing sexual aggressors, combining good looks with impertinent comedy – in a production written and managed by a woman? Unthinkable! No wonder men and adventurous wives turned out in droves, making Thompson and her "British blondes" the hottest thing in American show business. Demand for tickets was such that Ixion soon moved to Broadway's most prestigious musical house, Niblo's Garden – the same theatre where The Black Crook had triumphed two years earlier. All told, Thompson's first New York season grossed over $370,000.
Thompson and her imitators did not bother with such mundane matters as hiring composers. Instead, they used melodies from operatic arias and popular songs of the day, incorporating them into the action for comic or sentimental effect. To prevent unauthorized productions, the scripts from these early burlesques were not published. In fact, the material changed so often (sometimes from week to week) that a written script would serve little purpose. We can only guess at the exact content and staging of these shows, but it is clear that audiences were delighted.
At first, the American press praised burlesques, but turned vicious under pressure from influential do-gooders. But the cries of the self-righteous had an unintended effect. Editorials and sermons condemning burlesque as "indecent" only made the form more popular! Demand was such that copycat burlesque companies soon cropped up, many with female managers. As male managers took over the form in the 1880s, feminine wit was gradually replaced by a determination to reveal as much of the feminine form as local laws allowed. But obscenity and vulgarity were avoided – the point was to spoof and (to a limited extent) titillate, not to offend. Burlesque underwent a crucial change when Michael Leavitt produced burlesque variety shows using something similar to the three act minstrel show format. By 1905, burlesque theatre owners formed vaudeville-style circuits of small, medium and big time theatres. Because big time burlesque companies played these theatres in regular rotations, the circuits came to be known as wheels -- the largest being the Columbia (Eastern U.S.), Mutual, and Empire (Western U.S.) wheels. Unlike vaudeville performers who sought weekly bookings as individual acts, burlesquers spent an entire forty-week season touring as part of one complete troupe. For three decades, this system made burlesque a dependable source of steady work. The biggest burlesque star of the early 20th Century was dancer Millie DeLeon, an attractive brunette who tossed her garters into the audience and occasionally neglected to wear tights. Such shenanigans got her arrested on occasion, and helped to give burlesque a raunchy reputation. Although vaudevillians looked down on burlesque performers, many a vaude trouper avoided bankruptcy by appearing in burlesque – usually under an assumed name, to avoid embarrassment. Burlesque's richest legacy was its comedy. The lead comic in a burlesque show was referred to as the "top banana," and his sidekicks were known as the second, third, etc. – supposedly because they would resort to slipping on banana peels in order to get a laugh. The lower you were in the "bunch," the more likely you were to suffer the worst of the physical humor (pies in the face, seltzer in the pants, etc.). Some wondrous comedians learned their craft working the burlesque wheels, including future musical comedy stars Jackie Gleason, Fanny Brice, Leon Errol, Bert Lahr, W.C. Fields, Bobby Clark, Red Skelton, Phil Silvers, Joey Faye and Bob Hope. All used the same basic routines, but no two played them the same way. In the 1920s, the old burlesque circuits closed down, leaving individual theater owners to get by as best they could on their own. The strip tease was introduced as a desperate bid to offer something that vaudeville, film and radio could not. There are a dozen or more popular legends as to how the strip was born – telling how a dancer's shoulder strap broke, or some similar nonsense. In fact, it had been around since Little Egypt introduced the "hootchie-kooch" at the 1893 Chicago World's Fair, and had always remained a mainstay of stag parties. Burlesque promoters like the Minsky brothers took the strip tease out of the back rooms and put it onstage. While stripping drew in hoards of randy men, it also gave burlesque a sleazy reputation. As moralists once again expressed outrage, male audiences kept burlesque profitable through most of the Great Depression.
Strippers had to walk a fine line between titillation and propriety – going too far (let alone "all the way") could land them in jail for corrupting public morals. Some gave stripping an artistic twist and graduated to general stardom, including fan dancer Sally Rand and former vaudevillian Rose Lousie Hovick – better known as the comically intellectual Gypsy Rose Lee.
The strippers soon dominated burlesque, and their routines became increasingly graphic. To avoid total nudity but still give the audience what it wanted, the ladies covered their groins with flimsy G-strings and used "pasties" to cover their nipples. This was usually enough to keep the cops at bay, even though pasties were far more vulgar that a plain naked breast. Legal crackdowns began in the mid-1920s, including a now legendary raid on Minsky's in Manhattan. Burlesque managers relied on their lawyers, who kept coming up with legal loopholes for more than a decade. Reform-minded Mayor Fiorello LaGuardia closed New York's remaining burlesque houses in 1937, dismissing them as purveyors of "filth." He was not altogether wrong – by this time, most burlesque shows had degenerated into a series of bump and grind strip routines interrupted by lifeless comic bits. Burlesque managers were so resilient that LaGuardia outlawed the use of the words "burlesque" or "Minsky" in public advertising! Some sources praise the burlesque comics of the 1920s and 30s, but by this point, men went to burlesque shows to watch women strip -- period. The more the gals took off, the more the audiences liked it. At a time when fear of personal scandal and sexual disease were rampant, burlesque was a relatively safe source of titillation for married men and youngsters alike. The comedy was no longer a key attraction. Without New York City, which had been the hub of burlesque's universe, the remaining promoters around the US presented increasingly tacky strip shows. The best burlesque comics segued into radio, film and television, taking many classic routines with them.
While the "golden age of burlesque" is long gone, its legacy is very much alive. Every time a comedian does a "spit take" or tells a joke with a double-meaning, or whenever Saturday Night Live skewers politicians and movie stars, you are watching burlesque in action. Big screen spoofs such as Young Frankenstein, Spaceballs, and the Austin Powers films are clearly carrying on the tradition of early burlesque -- making fun of well-known entertainments, social mores, etc. Shrek 2 (2004) is a superb example of the kind of comedy that Lydia Thompson and her British Blondes offered in the 1860s, getting in good natured jabs at a wide variety of comic targets while challenging audiences to look beyond appearances -- finding true beauty and bravery in unlikely characters. The tawdrier burlesque tradition lives on too. Every time The Jerry Springer Show airs a digitally obscured set of bared female breasts, it is a classic burlesque tease -- and Springer audiences are eerily reminiscent of those who sought tacky thrills at bump and grind houses a few decades ago. All of these entertainments have their righteous critics, and all appeal to a nation-wide audience.
In the early 2000s, a spate of "new burlesque" shows are cropping up on both sides of the Atlantic, featuring comics, strippers and specialty acts that offer a new spin on the old "burly-q" mix. Is it too early to fully assess this trend, but the fact that such shows have spontaneously sprung up in places as diverse as Manhattan, Montreal and Oslo suggests there is a widespread interest crossing all sorts of physical and generational barriers. Why? I would suggest that there is a natural human need for the bold comic challenge that burlesque poses to the social, cultural and sexual status quo. The word "burlesque" was seriously tarnished by the mid-20th Century, when it was linked to witless soft porn strip revues in seedy venues. Now, a new generation is open to re-evaluating both the word and the format, recognizing the spirit of spoofery that made burlesque a potent form of entertainment back in the 1860s. At the dawn of a new millennium, burlesque is still alive and giggling. About to embark into a new decade, burlesque is still going as strong as ever. If you are lucky enough to live in the UK, there are many fabulous shows to go to! The Slippery Belle in Leeds; Roxy's Rendevous in Southampton; Burlesk! in Old Hastings Town, East Sussex; HMS Pin-Up in Portsmouth, and far too many to mention in London and Scotland! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
![]() Band: Cruxshadows Tour and Mainstream Radio
I'd like to think I have a rather balanced view of the music industry as I work in both Alternative and Mainstream clubs and listen to lots of everything. Well truthfully, my heart lives in the Underground and my sets always reflect that.. so what's the deal... there's amazing music coming out of our little corner of Clubdom, but in most places, especially here in The USA, we're denied what should be our slice of the airwaves. Well praise the Gods for internet radio...!
![]() Let me give you an example: The Cruxshadows. Indulge me as I give you some stats. This is also a plug because they're great people and good friends of mine. "Quicksilver" became the Cruxshadows 4th consecutive top 10 Billboard single arriving in the #7 position on the Hot Dance Singles Sales Chart, and the #32 position for all singles. Their other billboard hits are "Immortal", "Sophia", and "Birthday" (which placed #1, ahead of Beyonce). I have yet to hear them on any radio station... "Quicksilver" even won a Florida radio station's hot-new-singles contest and set a station record for "thumbs up" but they still get no airplay... even on this station. WTF...? ![]() They're just one example of some really popular bands who are deemed unworthy by the corporate structure. VNV Nation, Apoptygma Berzerk, Ministry, Wolfsheim, Iris - too many to name - have long histories and are consistently popular, but they don't get air play. If you ever hear The Cure played, its probably "Lovesong" or "Just Like Heaven", despite their enormous body of great work. We're going to gain some insight into this when I interview Rogue for the next issue. Please support the scene while we get to the bottom of this! Its concert season (when is it NOT!) and The Cruxshadows are once again on the move. They're European tour starts this month, and you can find their concert dates at www.cruxshadows.com Until next month! |
![]() Ground To Dust!!! Dj Rex catches up with the freshest thing on New England’s alternative circuit - Ground to Dust ….. here’s what they had to say for themselves!! Tell me about the journey to become …… Ground To Dust I'd been making music on my own for years, a sort of blend of electronic, pop, ambient, rock, industrial, etc. and wanted to do a project where I focused more on the edgy industrial/ebm stuff that I enjoyed listening to. Ground To Dust was just an idea that sat in the back of my head for months before it all fell together in a couple days. Not long after I passed a copy of the EP to a local DJ with the intent of getting some tips and feedback, but it wound up getting my music out there, and made way for everything that's happened since. Club play, shows, a singer, an album. Things that I once thought of as 'one day' are now happening. It doesn't make a lot of sense. What music are you listening to right now? Apart from your own. Probably the two artists I've listened to the most over the last couple weeks are Tactical Sekt and Saul Williams. I don't know how well those two mix. I've also been enjoying Aesthetic Perfection and Cybo lately. Do you like to sing in the shower? I only sing in the car, and then its either older VNV, God Lives Underwater, or I attempt to sing Rammstein phonetically. I should never do that with anyone who actually speaks German. What genre of music do you consider your work to be and who would you say are your major influences? When I have to, I guess I call it aggressive synth-pop, but I don't find that accurate. I try to avoid the labels, not for the usual "don't label/pigeonhole me" reasons, but I just find that they mean different things to people , and I haven't yet found one that I feel aptly describes my work. Nine Inch Nails and Depeche Mode have been big influences for me over the years, being able to mix a good "Song" with music that is creative and engaging. Then there are acts like Download and Juno Reactor that do engaging instrumental excursions, that I try to offset with VAST and bands that do just straight ahead songs. I'm fascinated by Einsturzende Neubauten and how well they walk the line between. What’s the most embarrassing single or album you own? They're probably in storage somewhere but I have both Too Legit To Quit and Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em by MC Hammer. And boy, did I love them at the time. How long have you all known each other? How did you meet? Leanne and I met a couple years back, as a friend of a friend. I would see her around from time to time, had forgotten her name, and I don't think I even knew she sang. The weekend before we held auditions I got a Myspace add request from her to the band, I believed 'just because', and I checked her out. I saw she was (or had been) in a band, and took a listen. At the time I remember thinking "wouldn't it be funny if she tried out?" And then a couple days later she walked into the audition. That was about 9 months ago. We had a show already booked to open for Seabound and De/Vision, and she officially joined 9 days before the show. She was able to get ready in time and we did our best show to date. What can you tell me about your instruments? (i.e., are you subject to brand loyalty or will you play with whatever's available? If you?? What made you choose the instruments you have now? I'm a software guy. I don't like hardware instruments at all. I've had a long history with several Propellerhead products (ReBirth, Reason, Recycle), and more recently have gotten deeply into Native Instruments (Reaktor, Massive, FM8, Absynth). I'm the sort of person that likes having one stop for all my needs, rather than this product over here from this company, and then something over there from that one. That said, sometimes when you talk shop with other artists, they can point you to something obscure that is worth it. One of the guys from Colony 5 told me about uTonic from Sonic Charge, a drum synth that I'm glad to have picked up. Which songs do you perform most frequently? 'Digging My Way Out' and 'Separate' have been pretty popular in the clubs, so I like to throw those in the set to help connect the dots for an audience. They can be enjoying a set of things they've never heard, maybe not fully aware who we are, and then they here something and have an "A-ha" moment of recognition. Our new track 'DeViate' has worked pretty well live, so that will be in our shows often going forward. Do you ever play any covers and if you do, what made you choose that particular track to cover? We haven't done any covers yet, but will. I think there's a right way to do a cover, by keeping enough of the original to be familiar, but doing it differently enough to make it your own. I haven't found a track yet where I've been able to find that balance and make something of quality, so we've held off. One day I really want to do "Everything's Cool" by Pop Will Eat Itself. Who writes your songs? So far I've written all the music and Leanne has written the lyrics. Those are each our strengths, but I like to think that there's more a of a gray area between than a strict line. When a good idea comes along, it doesn't matter whose it is, so in the future I hope we'll each make some contributions to both sides. Could you briefly describe the music-making process? I basically just throw random ideas at the proverbial wall and see what sticks. Sometimes its a drum beat or a loop, other times its a bassline or a chord progression. Then I flesh it out into the rough section, either a verse or chorus and get a sense for what the song is going to be like. Is it fast and sharp, or is it slow and round? Crowded or open? Once I have a solid start together, I start to map out the arrangement of the song, spin off other sections, etc. until I have a version of the track that estimates a beginning, middle, and end. This is where the development of lyrics would come in, along with associated melodies. How can fans-to-be gain access to your music? Do you have a website with sample songs or a CD? We will have an album out this fall, certainly available at shows and on iTunes, eMusic and Amazon. There is already an EP of instrumentals up on those sites. There are also some clips and songs available on our Myspace page (www.myspace.com/groundtodust). We're still working on the Website, but hope to have some songs available to listen to there as well. Is there anyone you'd like to acknowledge for giving you support over the years? All the DJs in the Boston and New England scene have embraced the project from the start and been very supportive. We wouldn't be here without their help. DJ Mothra specifically has done a lot to get people listening, get us on stage, and to spread the word to other DJs. Amy from Gothic Maine (www.gothicmaine.com) has also done a lot. The Ungodly Hour (RIP) was very awesome and gave us some airplay too. Ok, some silly questions - On line or real shops?? Clothes: Real Shops Everything else: Online What is the one, single food that you would never give up? Barring developing lactose intolerance, cheese. What do you dream about? Losing teeth, buildings falling over, being inside video games. Strangest thing a fan has ever told you Just having fans is strange to me. What scares you the most and why? Being wrong, because every choice is permanent. Do you scream on roller coasters? If you got me on a rollercoaster, I probably will already be screaming. Do you like rainy days or snowy winter, summer days or spring time? Fall and spring (at that point where you can't tell which it is), crisp, slightly breezy, where your light jacket just barely misses keeping you warm. At about 9 am. What makes you bored? Most of the conversations I hear on the train/subway. |
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![]() This is the Voice of Australia … and introduction to the wealth of music and culture that the Australian scene has to offer. Each month I will be writing about what’s new, what’s up-and-coming and what’s hot right now. Enjoy! Miss Black CLUBS: As part of the biggest dark alternative event of the year, the 'Under The Blue Moon' All Hallows Ball was held at the Factory Theatre, Sydney. Bands included The Art, Chaingang, GPKISM, Juke Baritone and the Swamp dogs, The Horrorwood Mannequins and The Mansons. Fashion shows were performed by Gallery Serpentine, Baroque & Roll, Berserk Clothing, Dusk Moth Designs, The Wild One and hair salon Furr. The event was a huge success and reached full capacity. ![]() The 'Dia de los Muertos' (All Souls day) party was held the day before halloween at the Lava Rooms in Sydney. Over a hundred people turned up in Mexican costume and enjoyed entertainment by The Holas, Mariachi band ‘Mariachi Los Cuervos’, flamenco dancers and DJs. Brisbane club "Lovecats' threw a halloween party at the Transcontinental, with over 200 costumed attendees. 'Lovecats' is on every Saturday during November, as well as Friday the 13th. www.myspace.com/faithnightclub ![]() Sydney club Die Machine attracted a huge crowd for it’s 6th birthday last month. Die Machine runs on the second Saturday of each month at Taylors on Central. http://diemaschine.technetium.net.au ![]() Melbourne clubs Golgotha and Cabaret Nocturne are teaming up for one mega-club on Melbourne Cup Eve, 2nd November. The club will feature two dance floors playing gothic, alternative, retro, indie, EBM, industrial and electro. It will be held at the Mercat Cross Hotel, 456 Queen Street, Melbourne. BANDS: God Module toured Australia during October including Melbourne, Canberra and Sydney. Chrome nightclub in Canberra proved to be the favourite with a couple of hundred people showing up for the club and show. ![]() The UC Refectory in Canberra will play host to this years 'Think Tank' Music Festival on 14 November. This event is put on to bring awareness to the dangers of drink driving, and to raise money for the NBIF. For band and DJ line-up go to www.myspace.com/thethinktankact The Brisbane Gangsters Ball attracted a massive 900 people in costume. The crowd was entertained by cabaret performer Meow Meow, as well as swing bands and burlesque performances. The Melbourne Gangsters Ball will be held on 7th November at the Forum Theatre. www.gangstersball.com.au
![]() To celebrate the release of their debut album ‘Too Late To Pray’, the Snowdroppers will be presenting ‘The Barrelhouse’ at the Bridge Hotel in Sydney. ‘The Barrelhouse’ is a 1930’s and 1970’s inspired house of blues, with a great line-up of bands and DJs. The Barrelhouse will be held for the first two Friday’s of November. Brisbane electro-rockers Felinedown has just released their debut self titled EP. Felinedown is fronted by actress and burlesque peformer, Brodie-Ann Wright, who delights her audiences with fabulous, costumes, props and antics. They recently supported Swedish band Deathstars when touring Brisbane. www.felinedown.com FASHION: Brisbane alternative super-store Voodoo Lulu now has a new range of glittery and hand-beaded burlesque-style corsets. www.voodoolulu.net ![]() Sydney-based designer Tentacle Threads launched her fashion label at the 'Under The Blue Moon' market day with a range of clothing, dreads and accessories. Designer Anneliese is based in Wollongong and studied costume before launching her label. www.tentaclethreads.com ART: The highly anticipated book launch by Angelique Houtcamp at Outre Gallery in Sydney attracted a huge crowd. The streets outside the gallery were flooded with tattoo enthusiasts from near and far. Angelique had a good range of signed prints and original artwork for sale. www.outregallery.com Dr. Sketchy’s special for The Under The Blue Moon Festival featured Lola The Vamp, Venus Vamp and Herbie Strangelove. Tickets sold out quickly and the artists enjoyed spooky themed burlesque and antics by the performers. Dr Sketchy's is held on Tuesdays fortnightly at the Arthouse Hotel in Sydney. www.drsketchy.com.au ![]() The Brisbane zombie walk was held on 25 October and was the biggest ever, having 5000 zombies, up from 1500 the year before. The walk started in Wickham Park and went to the Valley, and was raising money for the Brain Foundation. www.brisbanezombiewalk.com ![]() |
![]() ‘All Shall Fall’ – Immortal Album Cover Review - Sarah Clow ![]() Click Here To Buy This Album ![]() The ‘Master of Puppets’ cover was created by Don Brautigam, who sadly is no longer with us, but is survived by his two sons. I was unfortunate in that I was unable to discover the story behind the design, but do know that is a large painting, most likely acrylics. I’m afraid you’ll have to do with my thoughts on this marvellous piece of art… I find the design outstanding, I think it really fits in well with the lyrical content of the album and the fact that the crosses are in perspective also gives a sense of being in the painting itself and being at the side of the fallen heroes. The hands in the corners with the strings leading to the crosses gives a sense of being controlled and enslaved, and pretty much lead to their death. The helmet on the left hand side cross gives another sense of the war effort, and the red sky gives me a sense of unease, bloodshed and of being laid to rest in a war torn land, rather than taken home and laid to rest under a blue sky. For this issue, seeing as Remembrance Sunday is almost upon us, I would like to take a minute to remember those who fought and lost their lives in the Great War and the Second World War. Every year I buy a Poppy to show I care about our history and the lives that have been taken. Just Remember |
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![]() The question that caught my attention this month was all about Podophilia. Podophilia - or a foot fetish, to give it the more widely used name, is a pronounced sexual interest in feet and footwear. It tends towards men liking womens feet, though can be found in the reverse. There are many thing that foot fetishists love about feet, mainly; shape, size, toenail length, toenail colour and shape, high arches, low arches, stockinged, sock clad, shoe clad or barefeet. Jewellery can always play a huge part in foot fetish, ankle bracelets, toe rings etc. So, how do you make a foot fetish more fulfilling? I've come up with a few ways you can experiment (if not already entranced by it and heighten the pleasure for the recieving party. 1) Find a willing partner A willing partner is of course, a must. A Mistress, Master or partner that enjoys receiving attention to their feet are not hard to find. Try to make mental notes of what attracted you to their feet... Was it the high arch and darkly painted toenails? Was it the suckable toes and lickable heels and ankles? Focus on these points. Make sure you find out what it is that the recipient likes the most, to make the session more pleasurable for both. 2) Attention to detail Gently wash your partners feet, but make sure you have all the items you need to hand, then you wont disrupt yourselves. Pay special attention to the toes. Do they like having their feet mositurised? If so, invest in some moisturisers that will make your partner tremble. Massage the cream into their feet, taking care that you stroke and caress every inch of them. 3) Shoes Sexy boots and shoes can make all the difference to a foot fetishist. Take your partner shopping, and buy them something 6" high and fabulous …. and hey, after a long night at a club having that footwear worshipped, who better to rub down the feet wearing those shoes than person who purchased them for her? A woman who feels sexy is a happy woman. ;p 4) Experiment Experiment with toe penetration. Many foot fetishists enjoy the process of penetrating the vagina or anus with toes. As sexual behavior goes, it's relatively safe and easy, but it might be a good idea to have some lubricant on hand. 5) Clubs How about visiting a bondage club. There's a certain overlap between foot fetishists and those interested in the broader fantasy of bondage and submission role-play (or BDSM). Since groveling at a sexually dominant partner's feet is a common element of BDSM play, this could be a good way to get some up close and personal time with a very sexy pair of feet. 6) The Internet Look at foot fetish material online. The Internet is a great place to explore any sexual fantasies privately. A treasure trove of sexy foot pictures, movies and stories is just a few mouse clicks away. If any of this helped you in any way and want to hear more? Or you want to know more about how to fulfill your partner? Or if you have any question you dare not ask anyone else …. Then think of me!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
![]() The Modern Vampire, A Guide for Survival -by Sebastian Condado de Haza Just like the fabled undead they are, Vampires keep popping up everywhere... at least in our media-drenched lives. There are more shows on TV, books on the shelves, clubs nights everywhere, t-shirts being worn and more "Counts" running around than I can ever remember. Each and every story a bit different, a bit more fantastic than the one before... even if Buffy and Blade seemed excessive in their times its nothing like what we have now. By the way, I'm a huge fan of both. ![]() So with all the superpowers, avoidance of sunlight, strange accents and nightly snacking on the neighbors, how could such creatures exist without being noticed in the modern age of surveillance, ubiquitous cameras, daily satellite photos and forensics? What would be the truth, what would exotic fantasy, and how would a real vampire cope today? Fortunately there now exists a resource to address these issues and more. Through some strange series of events I received a copy of: "The Modern Vampire, A Guide for Survival". Not so much a story as a manual, you are lead through a richly illustrated history of one such being and given his insights, experiences, and documented research. I don't know how you'll be affected, but after reading this I find myself a bit less skeptical and think that maybe, just maybe, a huge vampire underground does exist. You can get this book at alternativethings.com, or at lulu.com |
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This time around, for this article, I had every intention of writing out a feature on Ian Dury & The Blockheads. That particular one got about as far as me calling people various names that probably aren't even real words and almost certainly shouldn't be said out loud, simply because I get incredibly irritated by the way they put them onto punk compilation albums when they quite clearly are anything but. |
![]() Smokey Bastard ![]() From the moment that they hit the stage at The Town Hall live night in Staines, despite being in the middle of the line up, Smokey Bastard seemed to win over a new audience. They may have been at a new venue, in a new area, but people took notice of what they had to say and what they were playing. They are travelling a well trodden route when it comes to their style, but where most bands would melt away into the crowd, Smokey Bastard gave a performance that will certainly mean they will be remembered by many, if not all, of those present. ![]() With the sentiment of Dropkick Murphys and playful element of Streetlight Manifesto this band is going to be on the radar in the near future. Their performance was tight and balanced and they easily stole the night away from the headliners. The highlight had to be the cover of “What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor,” which caught the imagination (and ears!) of both crowd and staff alike. ![]() Their new album reflects the versatility of their members, who are remarkably able to change instruments part way through set without breaking their stride. The vocal harmony generates an extra level on top of the already intricate instrumental work, and is made unique by the distinctive blend of tones to the vocals. This is a rounded and well produced album that does the band justice, as our regular readers heard with our free download in our previous issue. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
![]() This is the Voice of Australia … and introduction to the wealth of music and culture that the Australian scene has to offer. Each month I will be writing about what’s new, what’s up-and-coming and what’s hot right now. Enjoy! Miss Black BANDS: The first Lady Luck Weekend was held in the Blue Mountains in November and attracted over 400 people. The event involved a day of bands and ball at the Carrington Hotel including The Snowdroppers, The Rumjacks and Wes Pudsley & The Sonic Aces plus burlesque by Samantha Diamond. Plans are already underway for next years event. The Royal Crown Revue featuring songstress Jennifer Keith returns to Australia with a brand new show from December 8 to 12. They will be playing in Perth, Brisbane, Melbourne, The Meredith Music Festival and Sydney. Go to www.selecttouring.com for more details. ![]() Electronic/trance act Infected Mushroom will be playing for New Years Eve at the Metro Theatre in Sydney. Tickets are on sale at www.metrotheatre.com.au USA bands Dope and Soil will be touring Australia in mid-December. They will be bringing their industrial-driven shows to Melbourne, Brisbane and Sydney. http://tickets.redanttouring.com Deathrockers, it's time get out your velvet as rumour has it that Christian Death will be setting down on Australian shores in Winter 2010. You can also look forward to Assemblage 23 and Genitorturers. Sydney 90s band Insurge will be reforming for a one-night only show at Hermann bar on December 18th. The band will be joined by Rollercoaster DJs from the 90s days. Sydney swampy blues rock band The Snowdroppers will be playing at the Peats Ridge Festival at the Glenworth Valley on new Years Eve. www.myspace.com/snowdroppers. ![]() FASHION: Sydney shop House of Fetish recently got in clothing from Purpur fashion, Kiss Me Quick, silk hand-printed mens ties from the USA plus jewelry from William Griffiths and Sydney-based designer Safari Lee. HOF also recently had their own brand of corsets made with their own very special fabrics, but sold quickly. A new shipment will be arriving in early January. They will be holding VIP Christmas drinks for customers on 18 December in the shop, to find out more go to www.houseoffetish.com.au or email shoppe@houseoffetish.com.au. Just in time for Melbourne Cup Race Day, Perth shop Beyond the Trapdoor got in original exclusive range of hand-made hats and fascinators by Perth designer Anita Carr. They also have a range of punk/rock clothing label Too Fast clothing in store. Beyond the Trapdoor will also be getting in Morgana Femme and Bibian Blue Corsetry during December to add to their range of corsets by Hollow (Perth), Siren (Brisbane), and What Katie Did (UK). www.beyondthetrapdoor.com.au. ![]() Just in time for the heat wave, Faster Pussycat has got in 'Pinup Girl Clothing' retro swimwear into its Sydney and Melbourne stores. They are also stocking Australian label 'Dolldeluxe" halter neck pencil dresses. Also look out for the Faster Pussycat embroidered barbeque dresses in store now. www.fasterpussycatonline.com. Sydney-based rubber fashion designer Matt Bylett will be opening his online store at the end of the year. With many years experience in film, TV and stage design, his exquisite designs are sure to get you noticed. www.mattbylettdesigns.com ![]() CLUBS: Melbourne mega-club Golgotha in conjunction with Cabaret Nocturne was held on Melbourne Cup Eve in November. Over 300 people came to enjoy the DJs from two of Melbourne's biggest clubs. www.cabaretnocturne.net. Halloween at Sin nightclub was a huge event for Halloween in Perth with over 650 costumed guests. Sin is located in Perth and is on every Saturday night playing a wide variety of Industrial, Electro, Eighties, Goth, Post Punk and Hellbilly music. The bar is also known for its absynthe cocktails. www.sinclub.com. ![]() Sydney-based club Black Cherry will be having it's Christmas party on 19 December at Hermann's Bar. The entertainment includes live band Torch Le Monde, Gypsy Wood, La Viola Vixen, Briana Bluebell and guest DJ Jane Gazzo, as well as prizes from Deadbeat magazine, Playstation and Route 66. www.facebook.com/blackcherryclub. The weekend of December 12th will have two 80s parties in Sydney. On the Friday night, there will be Electric Dreams at Hermann's Bar, with a mix of trashy 80s music and outfits. The Powerhouse museum will be hosting an opening night party for the new exhibition 'The 80s are Back' including 80s bands, Psuedo Echo, GANGgajang and DJ Stephen Ferris. www.powerhousemuseum.com. Die Machine will be throwing a New Years Eve party at Taylor's on Central, Sydney. |
![]() In Strict Confidence Dj Rex catches up with up and coming electronic superstars, In Strict Confidence Tell me about the journey you took to become In strict confidence We started in the early 90s to experiment with electronic instruments and were excited about the variety of sounds of synthesizers, of course impressed by the 80s sound. Over the years, experiments became structure. But it had been a long way to the first CD to be released. ![]() What's the story about how the members of In strict confidence met?? Stefan, Jörg and me came from a very rural area in Germany. It was kind of natural, that we would run into each other by sharing a very similar – and for that time and area very uncommon -taste of music. Antje and me have known each other for years from Chandeen and he came to us after the end of that bands. The newest members are Haydee and Nina, that we have intensively looked for and finally found after some efforts. What music are you listening to right now? Apart from your own..? Just now? “I am x”... What genre of music do you consider your work to be and who would you say are your major influences? I do not care about genres anymore. I only separate by “likes” and “dislikes”, because otherwise you become restricted too much, I think. What is your all time favorite In strict confidence song? Never ask a mother about their favourite child! Ok, confession time - what’s the most embarrassing single or album you own? I have a few thousand CDs, so there are tons of “bad” albums worth to hide. From Britney Spears, too. What and where would your dream gig be?? Everywhere we have not yet played, basically. Do you guys have a special venue on the globe where you always love to (want to) play on tours, a place which feels like ‘home? We cannot say that. We really like to go to countries to gather new experiences. So we really prefer to travel to cities and countries we have not been before to play. We are always open for suggestions and offers. What’s the one thing that is your favorite memory from being in the band? All that kind of more “exotic” travels to gigs like in Mexico or Israel. Do you prefer intimate gigs or large scale events? Both can have it’s own charme. Big venues don’t necessarily bring the better shows. What can you tell the readers about your instruments? (i.e., are you subject to brand loyalty or will you play with whatever's available? What made you choose the instruments you play now? We still own a lot of instruments from our early day, but over time we got used to the implementation of virtual instruments, as they have gained quality a lot recently. I guess it is a nice mixture of both. Do you ever play any covers and if you do, what made you choose that particular track to cover? I believe we never played cover versions live. But we did Depeche Mode’s “Stripped” and Metallica “Sad but true” on requests for CD-Compilations. Who writes your songs? Mainly, Jörg and me write the songs. But during the production process, all others members take part in the composition. Could you briefly describe the music-making process? Its starts with a single sound, that you stick to when zapping through the sounds and you play a sequence or melody on. From that point all is slowly build upon each other until the cream-top is finishing it: the vocals. What are your rehearsals generally like? We never had a single rehearsal in our life. All of us know their jobs and what they have to do. So for us, this appears to be a waste of time. What has been your biggest challenge as a band? The biggest? ISC to be still alive. What's your ultimate direction for your band? Are you seeking massive fame and fortune? Live a fulfilled life. What advice do you have for people who want to form their own bands? In the today’s situation when nobody spends a dime for CDs or music? Do it just for fun and look for a proper job. How can fans-to-be gain access to your music? Do you have a website with sample songs? www.instrictconfidence.com - www.myspace.com/instrictconfidence - www.facebook.com/instrictconfidence Is there anyone you'd like to acknowledge for giving you support over the years?? No. On line or real shops?? Online. What would you most like to be caught on camera doing??? Winning a million euros. What’s the most Rock n Roll moment you’ve ever had? 4 weeks touring in the USA. Where do you want to be in 5 years? Still on this earth. Do you own any weapons?? No, why should I? Christmas is looming up, do you have a fav Christmas song?? Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer What do you dream about? Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer Favorite tv show?? Stromberg – like “The Office” in the UK. Strangest thing a fan has ever said to you?? Don´t remember. What scares you the most and why?? I´m not scared. What do you do in your free time? Working. Do you scream on roller coasters? No, the rollercoasters scream under me. Do you like rainy days or snowy winter, summer days or spring time? ...hm...yes! If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? Everywhere I have never been yet. Any last words? Make love not war. |
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25,000 BC - Clearly sexual prehistoric stone carvings of women started to appear. These faceless, nude sculptures boasted greatly over sized breasts, hips, buttocks and vaginal lips. Most experts consider them fertility goddesses, but they may have also served as the porn of their day. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
![]() To Reign In Hell, by Steven Brust By Kimberly Warner-Cohen ![]() To Reign In Hell holds the record for being the most borrowed book on my shelves, and a few pages in, it’s not hard to see why. Quick and well-written, Brust tells the story about the angels' revolt and events leading up to The Schism as a precursor to Paradise Lost, from Satan's sympathetic perspective. In it, Heaven is ruled by Yahweh, Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub, and Leviathan, after they were created from "the flux". This flux has attacked the stronghold of Heaven multiple times, and a plan is devised in which a permanent barricade can be constructed. The only way this can work puts the lesser angels' lives at risk, and it is quickly revealed that these all-powerful beings aren't quite as divine as we've been lead to believe. To Reign is not, however, simply the fantasy novel it seems at first glance. It’s also an intimate story of personal struggle, lies and ego. These make up the dynamics that set the story in motion and at the same time manages to do so without being moral or getting bogged down in good versus evil. The glaring issue for me was the sudden way the book ended. Things are wrapped up, and Brust presumes the reader knows what’s going to happen next, but we are still left with a feeling of being cut off too quickly. The crescendo of the novel plummets suddenly, and not only is little resolved overall, there’s similar no closure in the character’s individual storylines. Overall, however, Brust bites off a huge chunk and manages to chew and swallow while still penning a breezy and readable book; perfect for a long plane or train ride, where all one wants to do is be whisked away. |
![]() MESH This time we catch up with Richard Silverthorn and Mark Hockings, aka ..... electronic legends ....... MESH!!!! ![]() Is there any story behind calling the band “Mesh”? Richard: ‘laughs’ unfortunately it’s a very boring answer. We’ve been in bands before Mesh and we both experienced problems of coming up with names. You spend more time trying to think of a decent name or something that doesn’t sound like something else – you can spend far too much time on it. So when we sat down and said we want to come up with a bandname, Mark just said “Mesh” and we just said “Yep, that’s fine”. There’s no kind of real meaning. It was literally one of these words that we just liked. We didn’t want a band with a “the” to start so it just needed to be a very short word. ![]()
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