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Gig Review

Combichrist Gig @ The Electric Ballroom, Camden -4th August 2010


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Combichrist have reached near legendary status with their individual take on the EBM/Industrial genre. Sure, they look like your usual, run of the mill goth/electro band but their unique, edgy sound puts them head and shoulders above their flamboyantly coiffured counterparts.


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The Electric Ballroom wasn’t exactly packed to the rafters, but a relatively modest sized crowd more than made up for by the fans sheer enthusiasm for the three support bands and of course, the headliners themselves, Combichrist.


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The support bands tonight were:

Dismantled
Rabia Sorda
System FX


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It was around 9.30pm before the headlining band made their big entrance and anticipation which had only been heightened  by the support bands.

Every inch the showmen, Combichrist never stepped out of their stage persona belting out such tracks as ‘Scarred’ and  'Deathbed' at a frenzied level of intensity.                .

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Unlikely front man Anthony LaPlegua, stole the show with his characteristic vocals-part goth and part hardcore in style.

       
His foreboding frame dominating the stage and as a whole they seemed to be enjoying the gig immensely and this was conveyed in part by the audience's positive singing response.



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I love Combichrist, not only for their presence but I feel their lyrics are very raw and free of pretence. They aren’t afraid to be genuinely dark rather than rely on a bit of black hair dye and pvc.
They avoid the pit falls most EBM bands fall into-the dreaded moaning/droning atypical goth fodder, hundreds of headlining shows and supporting Rammstein more than reflects this theory.

Closing with, 'What the fuck is wrong with you people?' 
Combichrist left the stage as dramatically as they came on-loud and f*$king proud!

Review by Sophia Disgrace
Photos by Altercarnated Photography

Gig Review

Dimmu Borgir @ The Forum Date: 21.09.2010


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I had to admit I was really looking forward to seeing Dimmu Borgir live again but was worried with all the changes with line up & seeing their new material recently I was worried I was going to be disappointed…I wasn’t.

First on stage was:

Sahg
A great band, but needed a little more stage presence.
A relatively new band only forming in 2004 you could tell these guys could’ve worked the stage with slightly more enthusiasm but they were happy posing for photos, which was great for me!
Not the strongest set to be honest & the audience didn’t seem to take much notice of them, maybe they were more interested in seeing Dimmu?!   
Still I thought they were a great band to be opening for Dimmu & I enjoyed seeing them live although the turn out was poor and the audience didn’t seem too impressed and were happy chatting away and buying alcohol at the bar.
Sahg setlist:
In Through The Eye (intro) / Godless Faith / Baptism Of Fire / Mortify / Mother’s Revenge / The Executioner Undead / Pyromancer


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Enslaved
I was really looking forward to seeing these guys play!
These guys know how to work a stage & I thoroughly enjoyed their set. Again not the strongest set & they could’ve had slightly stronger energy but the audience seemed to be enjoying it and had perked up after the first support!
I have to say im not enjoying their newer stuff as I have with their older material but you can tell they are a tight band with a lot of gig experience & certainly set the scene & energy for Dimmu!
The crowd had grown by now & people were still arriving but again I think a lot of the audience were here to see Dimmu, but Enslaved had great energy and had the crowd warming up.

Enslaved setlist:
Axioma (intro) / Ethica Odini / Raidho / Fusion Of Sense & Earth / Allfadr Odhinn / Isa / The Beacon / Ground


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Dimmu Borgir
By the time Dimmu arrived on stage the Forum was packed with everyone shouting & metal signs in the air everywhere!
There are not many bands that create such a dramatic setting onstage with such a strong presence as Dimmu Borgir. I have to say I love the image, make up & the effort Dimmu Borgir put into their shows! I love the dark theatrical atmosphere & you could literally feel the electricity in the air from the crowd!
From the smoke arrived the members, with camera in hand I was wondering who would be playing especially after the departure of Vortex and Mustis (keyboards), who I have to say will be missed.
But as soon as Dimmu started to play I realised the sound quality were just as fantastic as ever! They were as tight as ever with great energy and the atmosphere was truly amazing. I will miss Vortex’s vocals as I love his voice but Dimmu are working with guest musicians & im wondering if they will indeed use a permanent backing vocalist.
As keeping with their new music video they set the scene wearing long winter white coats with the feeling you were in Nania!


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I was pleased they played older songs as well as tracks from their new album which was received well from the crowd! This too put a smile on my face & after shooting pics I was back in the crowd & even had a good headbang with a large mosh pit happening close to me!

I have to say that after the recent changes to Dimmu they really do know how to put on a great night & I thoroughly enjoyed it. Dummu are most definitely a band you need to see live to capture their full energy & essence.
They have and always will be one of my favourite bands and I hope to see them later next year at some UK festivals!

Dimmu Borgir setlist:
Xibir (intro) / Spellbound (By The Devil) / The Chosen Legacy / IndoctriNation / Dimmu Borgir / Gateways / Chess With The Abyss / Born Treacherous / A Jewel Traced Through Coal / The Blazing Monoliths Of Defiance / Vredesbyrd / The Serpentine Offering / Puritania / Progenies Of The Great Apocalypse / Mourning Palace / Perfection Or Vanity (outro)

Photos by Altercarnated Photography

 

Gig Review

Avenged Sevenfold / Stone Sour
Support: Hellyeah
Birmingham NIA, 28th October 2010

A co-headlining tour featuring two heavy American bands was bound to be overflowing with testosterone, so filling the support slot with superband Hellyeah made sense. Comprising of Mudvayne vocalist Chad Gray and guitarist Greg Tribbett, Nothingface guitarist Tom Maxwell, Damageplan bassist Bob Zilla and Damageplan/Pantera drummer Vinnie Paul (brother of the late Dimebag Darrell), the experience and influence of each member was evident in each cock-wielding track. A tribute to Dimebag seemed to resonate within the fans, reminding them of the power of the bands about to blow them away. The self-confessed ‘raging alcoholics’ (who felt comfortable admitting that in Brum because ‘This is Britain. We know that kind of shit’s OK here!’) filled their 30 minutes with timeless pieces that could very well have been picked straight out of the start-up of heavy rock in the 70s, but in no way felt outdated. I wasn’t expecting to like them at all, judging them on their age, appearance and a few YouTube clips, but they impressed even the most sceptical! They certainly got the crowd revved up, gagging for the set to continue with the headliners.
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Avenged Sevenfold came on to Nightmare, from their latest album, and from the very first chord they ripped the stage apart. The pyrotechnics had the audience on a slow-roast, but the smell of hot sweat didn’t distract anyone from the experience. Synyster Gates and Zacky Vengeance stood back-to-back at various points, belting out screaming solos and giving great photo opportunities to catch the two men together (ok – so I had an ulterior motive for taking my camera, but as a hot-blooded female I will not apologise!) Avenged mixed old and new tracks, picking a select few from the new album but not going overboard, remembering their long-term fans and recognising them with Unholy Confessions, Beast And The Harlot, Critical Acclaim and Afterlife – the latter featuring a recording of the late Rev’s iconic vocals. M Shadows gestured above at this point, proving that, although Mike Portnoy of Dream Theatre, Jimmy Sullivan’s favourite drummer (according to M Shadows on the night) had replaced him for the tour, The Rev was never forgotten and had never left. This was reiterated when the background fabric pulled back to reveal a huge mural of the boys in a brotherly-hug, ‘Sullivan’ tattooed onto a back. Shadows thanked the fans for sticking with the band during the loss of their brother, and launched into a heartfelt rendition of So Far Away, in memory. You couldn’t help but feel a part of this tight-knit family, and feel as though it had been your loss, too. However, never ones to dwell, the band carried on with the set, taunting the crowd (‘You crazy brummies!’ was a favourite phrase of the frontman, after awarding the title of ‘the best fucking circle put!’), punching the air in victory, and ending on the crowd’s requested favourite, Bat Country.
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After a breif interval and a spooky display of spinning logos on the fabric hiding the band, Corey Taylor roared onstage, plugging Audio Secrecy with more than a few tracks. For those unfamiliar with the new album, or just perhaps more loyal to the old-school Stone Sour, the set took a while to heat up, however when it did, it packed a punch. Playing ‘Bother’ and ‘Through Glass’ could have been an over-mellow interruption; however the power and passion behind the vocals and guitars ensured the crowd kept the animalistic mentality. The only downside to the set was the frustrationof waiting for the favourite song, while still being plugged with tracks from the new album. However, sure enough, 30/30-150 rolled around, and the anger from every put-down anyone had ever been attacked with was belted out with each ‘HATES!!’.

Ears ringing, feet hurting, running for the last train...the adrenaline from this experience will never fade.

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Many years ago (13 to be exact), a goth rock band started their career in Seattle. They released 7 albums over a period of 9 years. With limited success they decided to take a new approach, new members and a new style.
2006, our band, with their new line up are on board an aircraft, when a freak storm comes in. In the midst of the maelstrom an airship appears. This is no normal airship, but the time travelling airship Ophelia, built by the legendary Dr. Leguminous Calgori. The band then decided to commandeer the vessel for themselves, and there was born the legend of Abney Park, the only Airship Pirates!
Moving from their goth/industrial roots, Abney Park took a new turn in their career and have become possibly the quintessential Steampunk band. In 2008 they released their first album under this new guise, Lost Horizons. While a few goth elements were definitely still visible within the music, the first track from the album, Airship Pirates, is a fantastic reminder of where the band are now.
Since 2008, Abney Park have released another 2 full length albums, showing the hard work and determination this band have and their love for the Steampunk genre they are helping to carve a niche for. Using electronics as well as instruments to create often haunting but always enjoyable melodies, Abney Park truly are a band doing their own thing.
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Like Toy Soldiers

Phineas Waldolf Steel, a name that may one day strike fear into the hearts of many. For now he’s just plain Dr. Steel, mad scientist, musician, toy maker. For years now Steel has been building his army of Toy Soldiers, waiting for the day to realise his dream of total world domination! Until then he is spreading his word, and has been since 1999, after a certain incident at a now burnt down toy factory...
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Dr. Steel started his malevolent plans in 1999, busking on the streets in California. After a while he then started to play venues such as the Key Club. In 2001 and 2002, Steel started his recording career, releasing 2 albums electronically through iTunes and other such stores. This is where the true identity of Dr. Steel began. Whilst unarguably following a Steampunk ideology, his music became a fusion of many different styles. From his image alone we can see the Steampunk influences, the PVC doctors coat with large black almost comical buttons, black PVC gloves and boots, shaven head, a sinister goatee and some rather antique welder’s goggles.

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Despite the obvious style adopted by Dr. Steel, his music shows an artist with many different inspirations, creating albums packed full of industrial noise, folk, jazz, classical, hip hop and opera. Throw in a few samples from old public service announcements and you have something very different but undeniably catchy.
Steel has also been spreading his messages and ‘propaganda’ through many different viral videos on Youtube and through his private army, the Toy Soldiers. Anyone wishing to follow the word of the good doctor is able to join the army, it is then their task to spread the word of Steel as far and wide as possible, helping in his plans for world dominance.
Arguably a man of fantastic vision and imagination, Steel has worked hard to create a true persona people really want to be a part of. This extends him far beyond the realms of just being a musician and shows the true creative and satirical beauty of his work. So make a difference, join the Toy Soldiers! Dr. Steel needs you!
Editor input moment – I want one of these!!
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All on his website - http://worlddominationtoys.com/drsteel/enter.html

The Dr. Steel Show: Episode 1

 

     
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Interview SCHACHT – PromoFabrik

Schacht

Hi! Thanks for taking the time to answer some questions.

Schacht: Thank you for the invitation!

Tell me more about the mining theme of Schacht.

Schacht: We are from Western Rhineland-Palatinate near the Saarland border, a german mining area. In that region you are confronted with the mining theme again and again. But besides that we are fascinated by mining, the hard and dangerous work underground as a metaphor. The theme is the frame in which Schacht unfolds. We use it as an inspiration for our music and lyrics, for the artwork. It’s all about constriction, darkness, hardship, loneliness and so on. But it doesn’t have to deal only with mining and picks.

 How have you met in the dark shaft?

Schacht: We have known each other since schooldays, a really long time. There is a deep friendship connecting us. In former times we didn’t always play in the same band and we made different styles of music. In the year 2002 we decided to work together and to place the headstone for Schacht.

It took you five years after the Demo and your debut „Abwärts“. What took you so long?

Schacht: Of course we didn’t spend the entire five years in the studio.  The reasons for the delay are quite diverse and partially of practical nature. For example, it has taken us a long time finding the right sound for the CD. And sometimes we lost sight of the whole thing.  We are not professionals. There are times when you don’t have the time to occupy yourself with the whole music-stuff even though you wish to.

Who is doing what at Schacht?

Schacht: Stefan, the guitarist, and Christopher, the drummer, are doing the music. Sascha is our voice and is writing most of the lyrics. But without him there would be no successful song-writing. It’s always teamwork. Last but not least there’s Markus, our bassist. He is also very important for the band and supports us first and foremost live on stage.

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Where are your roots?

Schacht: There are a lot of bands that influence our music. And of course you have all these things in mind when you are doing your own stuff. Listeners certainly recognize some parts, rhythms or riffs and may think, well, this sounds like this or this band. But we didn’t line up for imitating one or another existing band.  We like not to be determined and playing with different styles and genres. That’s one of the advantages of being not so well-known. You don’t have to fulfil expectations all the time.

What is inspiring the lyrics?

Schacht: We are inspired by books, films or simply life. There’s no concrete pattern for that. Some of our lyrics are dealing with the mining theme, but not all of them. Starting with the mining theme we try to deal with a lot of different themes.
 
Let’s talk about some of your songs. Gedankenstahl?

Schacht: It ’s definite not a song that explains itself. „Gedankenstahl“ - amongst other things - deals with processes of psychological repression. It’s about things you or the whole society wants to hide and keep in darkness.

Frühtau?

Schacht: This is a traditional song adapted to our music-style. Perhaps this song is a good example that Schacht does not always deal with desperation and darkness. In the long run this can be very boring. You can tackle things and sometimes it works.

Tropfstein?

Schacht: Tropfstein is about balancing and clearing extremes. Even if the result may be emptiness, it’s a process of liberation. The allegory in this case is the dripstone, better to say the cleaning and pressure solving water.

All of your song -titles are only one word. What’s the idea behind that?

Schacht: The titles should be short and concise. Nothing else. Maybe this has something to do with our forgetfulness. Most of the titles are buzzwords, words from the lyrics providing an aided recall at the rehearsals.

„Abwärts“ or downwards is the title of the album. What does that mean?

Schacht: „Abwärts“ or downwards is sort of an invitation to a journey in our world, a journey into the abyss of mind and soul. We pick up the listener to a collective shift in the underground. Last but not least „Abwärts“ is the title of the opener.

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Are you presenting your music live?

Schacht: Of course! We did a lot of shows and currently we are planning shows for next springtime. We love playing live. Presented live, our music is more direct and harder than on the album. This is due to the energy between us and the audience, that we like and that inspires us. On stage we are wearing original miner-suits and try to catch up the audience on a racy journey down there. Of course we hope, everybody’s returning save into daylight.

Some pathbreaking words for our listeners?

Schacht: Pathbreaking words? Don’t think we are the right people to ask for that. Perhaps “The path leads downwards … and sometimes upwards!”

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by PromoFabrik (www.promofabrik.de)
- September 2010


 
     
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Culture Kultür

Culture Kultür are frontman Salva Maine, Josua at the programming and Distortiongirl as live keyboardist.
"They kicked off in 1992 out of Malaga, Southern Spain, evolving from a EBM style with distorted voices to a more electro sound with energetic beats, melodic synths and complex lyrics boosted by powerful vocals and in my opinion managed to define the genre better than many of their better known peers. 
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After their signing with Out of Line in 1999 their career has been a good story, they have supported the Mexican legends Hocico in the Tierra Electrica '99 Tour, played in major European festivals such as WGT, M'era Luna, Infest & Eurorock, performed shows in the USA, Mexico and Canada, and included dozens of songs in different compilations.

Their single DNA Slaves reached the 10th position in DAC charts, and their second album, "Revenge", contains hits that have been spun in clubs all over the world.

The band released, in june'05, another album, "Reborn", which achieved acclaim as one of the best releases in its genre and also reached #3 position in DAC charts (German alternative charts).

Their new album, "Spirit", is the long awaited return of Culture Kultür after a long five year absence. This new album represent the perfect blend between hard worked melodies, club oriented rhythms, dark cadences and reality inspired lyrics, but there is more in this work beyond the classic danceable tracks that have made Culture Kultür so popular. We can find a musical aperture to the mid-tempos where the result is both surprising and touching. It has heavy beats, catchy choruses, real life topics, plus a vibrant attitude that all make this album a work that represents the present of underground electropop.
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Spirit in available now on Caustic Records.
Many have tried to be this slick, this accessible and this underground, but Culture Kultür are one of the few that have succeeded in getting the balance right.
Click back to the index to grab yourself a free track and see if you agree!! :)

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I had the pleasure of grabbing a moment to have a Chinwag with Salva Maine of Culture Kultür, here’s what he had to say -

Rex - Personally I’m a fan of your music, so I consider it a genuine pleasure that you have taken some time out to answer some questions for me.


Salva Maine  - Thanks to you for your interest. It's a pleasure for me too.

Rex - Culture Kultür is a great name, does it have any meaning?


Salva Maine  - It's a kind of homage to the German and English influences. Bands like Depeche Mode, Joy Division, New Order on the English side and Kraftwerk or Front 242 on the German/central Europe side.
 
Rex – Some great bands there, how about other bands, what music are you listening to right now? Apart from your own.

Salva Maine  - Let's see my spotify account... Melotron, White Lies, Paul Kalkbrenner, Information Society, Rome, Pattenbrigade: Wolff, Editors... Mostly electronic, in a wide spectrum.
 
Rex - More stunning choices, so what genre of music do you consider your work to be and who would you say are your major influences?

Salva Maine  - Electronica with no defined boundaries. We mix elements from technopop, EBM, trance, and everything that comes to our minds. In the vocal part, I am mainly melodic, but I also use some heavier tones sometimes (like in 'Never Again' or 'My Voice'). 

Rex – Back to other bands, what would be the most embarrassing single or album you own?

Salva Maine  - Well, I'm not sure if classify it exactly as 'embarrassing'. Back in 1999, I joined the band, the other guys (Josua and Wolfran) told me that the first thing to do was to record a single with five new songs. The second was touring for two weeks with Hocico and KIFOTH. So when I hear those tracks I cannot avoid to think in all the experience gained in all this time.
 

Rex – Moving on, how long have you all known each other? How did you meet?


Salva Maine  - I met Josua and Wolfran in 1999, but they knew each other in the 80's through the local comic scene. After that they got involved in the music world and started CK in 1992. I knew about the band by an advertisement in the music shop in which Wolfran worked (and still does). I was interested in doing something around music so I answered the advert, made an audition and started all the exciting things of the latter question.
 


Rex - What can you tell me about your instruments? (i.e., are you subject to brand loyalty or will you play with whatever's available? What made you choose the instruments you have now?


Salva Maine - We play with all that fall in our hands. Long ago we used synths and samplers, but now we use mainly virtual synths. The reason is the huge commodity of not having to deal with cables, configurations, programming and hardware failures. When we play live, to carry most of your setup inside a laptop is also a plus.
 

Rex -What’s been your favourite show, is there a venue that you always love to play?


Salva Maine - I think that our best show was in the Moritzbastei during WGT. The place was packed and the crowd was really enjoying the show. Mexico DF and the public there was also amazing, but some problems with the audio keep it in a second place.
 

Rex – From fav shows onto gig horror stories, are there any you can tell us?

 
Salva Maine - Whenever there are problems with the sound. It's terrible when you can't hear yourself or feel that the sound is failing in the venue and all you can do is continue the show the best you can.
 

Rex – When you’re out there live, which songs do you perform most frequently?


Salva Maine - War is Over, Promised Land Blues, Wonder...
 

Rex - I do love to Dj war is over, tell me do you ever play any covers and if you do, what made you choose that particular track to cover?


Salva Maine - In 'Spirit' we do a cover of 'Love Will Tear Us Apart', and we play it live too. Distortiongirl, who plays live with me (in fact we live together) and also is a DJ, suggested it because there weren't many electronic covers of it. I liked the idea and after working a while, it was apparent that we could make a pretty original version, keeping its original spirit and also adding our own style to it.


Rex - Who writes your songs?


Salva Maine - Josua and I make all the composing, music and lyrics. 
 

Rex - Could you briefly describe that music-making process?


Salva Maine - Usually it all starts with an idea from Josua: some synth lines and a rhythm base, conforming one or two parts of a 'proto-song'. After that I think of a possible vocal line that fit and then we work together defining the final structure, melody and lyrics.

Once the composing is done, I record the vocals and after that comes the mixing. We usually do even the mastering, but this time we leave this phase to Moises Marti of Dark Dreams Studio.
 

Rex - How can fans-to-be gain access to your music? Do you have a website with sample songs?

 
Salva Maine - Right now our website (culturekultur.com <http://culturekultur.com> ) is a shell that contains widgets of every social network or musical promotion website we have: facebook (http://www.facebook.com/culturekultur), myspace (http://www.myspace.com/culturekultur), twitter (http://twitter.com/culturekultur), last.fm (http://www.last.fm/music/Culture+Kulture) and reverbnation (http://www.reverbnation.com/culturekult%C3%BCr). I am after spotify as well.
 

Rex - Is there anyone you'd like to acknowledge for giving you support over the years?


Salva Maine - Yes, Distortiongirl for her patience, waiting for me while I was in the long composing and recording sessions.

 

Rex - Ok, some silly questions -
What is the one, single food that you would never give up?


Salva Maine - Fried eggs with potatoes.
 

Rex - What do you dream about?


Salva Maine - I don't have many dreams...I try to keep a balance between living the life as it is and changing what I don't like,
 

Rex - What scares you the most and why?


Salva Maine - The stupidity. I think that it is more dangerous than evil.
 

Rex - What makes you bored?

Salva Maine - Repetitive work. I like the challenge of discovering new experiences or  ways to do thngs

Rex – thank you for taking the time to Chat with us! :)

Salva Maine - Thanks for your interest!

 


The History of The Tattoo

Question: What do Otzi the Iceman, the All Black New Zealand rugby team and Thomas Edison have in common?
Answer: They all have a connection through the art of tattooing. ‘Otzi the Iceman’ is the oldest (known/seen) tattooed person, dating back to at least 3300BCE and having 57 carbon tattoos, thought to be for healing purposes; the All Blacks have featured a number of Maori players, who have used facial tattoos to show status within the tribe for thousands of years; and Thomas Edison developed the first basic tattoo ‘machine’, after bringing the patent to America from Danish inventor Oersted in 1819. Funny what you find out when looking up skin art. With links through unlikely sources, tattooing has been a prominent feature of many cultures over thousands of years. But what exactly is it, and how did it start?

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Tattooing is the process of inserting indelible ink into the dermis (mid-) layer of the skin. After the initial ‘injection’, the ink is dispersed, and the presence of a foreign substance causes the immune system to ‘engulf’ the pigment, trapping it as the epidermis (top skin layer) flakes away. In short, in trying to fight the foreign substance, it would seem the skin actually causes it to become permanent. In most countries, this is done using an electric machine; however in Japan, traditionally tattooing is done using a non-electrical, hand-made tool, in a method named tebori.
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Other forms of tattooing include cutting the skin and rubbing with ink or ash, and even ‘flesh-tattooing’ – which is, as the name suggests, cutting into the skin to cause a scar-type tattoo. I am always one to do my research thoroughly, and so decided to look up this ‘flesh-tattooing’ – I can only say it is not something I would recommend....it looks extremely painful! Luckily, most people tend to stick with the more common ink tattoos.

Tattooing in the common sense was first formally referred to by Joseph Banks, naturalist on The Endeavour in 1769, who had recorded the ‘tataus’ of the Samoans, but has been around since at least 10,000 BCE (the Jomon period in Japan). ‘Otzi The Iceman’, as mentioned, is the oldest known tattooed person; however he is not entirely unique. Other tattooed mummies have been found, such as the Mummy of Aminet from Ancient Egypt, the mummies at Pazyryk on Ukok Plateau, and the Mummy of Scarlett from Nuneaton, Warwickshire.
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Known as ‘ink’, ‘tats’, ‘art’, ‘pieces’ or ‘work’, and the tattoists as ‘artists’, there has been evidence of tattoos being used for decorative, cultural, spiritual and criminal purposes across all parts of the world, including Europe, the Americas, Taiwan, Japan, Africa and plenty more. Now more commonly used purely as personal decoration, its origins had far more importance placed on the designs – for example, in Taiwan, facial tattoos of the Atayal tribe, called Badasun, showed that a man was able to protect his homeland, and a woman was ‘qualified’ to weave and perform housework. Nothing like a permanent coloured scar to show your ability to wash up!
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Despite having such deep-rooted and wide-spread history, tattoos haven’t always envoked a positive reaction. For example, tattoos are entirely banned by the Jewish faith (as well as by a minority of Christians), as mentioned in Leviticus 19:28 (“You shall not...incise any marks on yourself: I am the Lord.”), and are forbidden in Sunni Islam. The Japanese government, in a bid to protect their image and impress the West, even went so far as to outlaw tattoos in 1868 (approx.) Tattooing was still practiced underground, mainly throughout the criminal community, and still attracted tourists. The Allies re-legalised tattooing in 1945; however it is still associated with criminality, and even the Japanese mafia, and some businesses in Japan, such as fitness clubs, ban those with tattoos, even to this day. Of course, one of the most infamous forms of tattooing, was used by the Nazis, to identify Jews destined for concentration camps. Many survivors still bare theirs as a reminder of the hardship faced, and the luck they had in escaping the fate of others.
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On a more positive note, tattoos became popular in Europe after a long period of decline (coinciding with the spread of Christianity), when they were reintroduced by sailors, returning from places such as Polynesia, New Zealand, Fiji, Hawaii, etc. For a long time, tattoos were associated mainly with the military, in particular the navies; however the skin-decoration spread, slowly but surely, and became a cosmetic procedure adopted by many people. Stereotypes still surround the art – ask most people who’d be most likely to have a tattoo, and my guess is most would say someone of the alternative persuasion. However, far from being restricted to hairy bikers, tattoos are popular amongst those of all music tastes. A study in 2003* showed that 19% of the UK population have at least one tattoo. Of those, 21% are 18-29, 35% are 30-39, and 44% are over 40. Tattoos are more popular with girls than guys, which may surprise some – 15% of the male population have tattoos, and 22% female. In contrast, the USA has 16% of its men tattooed, and 15% of its women. 16% of the total US population have at least one tattoo. Of those, according to the British Journal of Dermatology, around 75% eventually regret one or all of their tattoos – however, with further digging in the form of the first study, only 16% of Britons and 17% of Americans regret their tattoo. Sounds like someone is trying to put youngsters off getting tough stickers? According to the stats, that doesn’t seem to be working, and if my fav tattoo store Eccentric Ink has anything to do with it, the numbers of tattoo freaks will only rise. That reminds me, I need to get my next one priced up – in the meantime, there are some designs that could be understandably regretted..... Here’s a few we found on ugliest tattoos (LINK) http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/ that we think people will have started to regret.

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see more Ugliest Tattoos

or take a visit to http://www.badtattoos.com/ for even more tattoo fails.



Next month – the process of tattooing itself (more detailed), and the development of the tattoo gun.
     
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Agony Aunt Alice

Dear Mistress Deviation & The Voice Inside Her Head, 
I want to be a vampire. I'm obsessed with Twilight and dream every night of being made into a creature of the night - I'm a member of a lot of online vampire cults - Is this normal?! 
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Madame - Ok, so a lot of people love Twilight - I don't see the big deal! First off - There is no such thing as vampires! Secondly - I think you need to get out more!

The Voice - I too don't see the fascination with Twilight and such bulls***, but then again, each to their own. I'd personally say no you're not normal, but then again who/what IS normal?? How do you know that you're not perfectly 'normal' and the rest of the world are f***ed up in the head? Look at it that way. Plus if you're starting to question your own sanity I’d consider carrying on, and just keeping it a secret. Live life as you are. Unless you start killing people and drinking their blood, if that happens then we might have to call the nice men in white coats to come and take you away...
 
Dear Mistress Deviation & The Voice Inside Her Head, 
I like this girl, and I dont know if I should tell her or not... I've been confused about my sexuality for a while... Are these gay feelings? Or is it just a friendly kinda love? We're best friends and do everything together, but I find myself getting turned on when we're getting ready for a night out... I don't want to talk about it with my friends, but I don’t know who else to turn to... Please Help! 
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Madame - Coming to terms with your sexuality is often difficult, we can sometimes confuse our feelings especially being younger and inexperienced. There are lots of different forums and sites online to help you come to terms with your feelings. We are only 2 opinions, you may find visiting sites such as www.horsesmouth.co.uk which is an online coaching and mentoring community! 
You should never be ashamed of who you are - You have to try it to figure out whether you are or not. Being a lesbian myself, I know you have to play the field before you can decide which team you're going to bat for! There is bound to be a gay friendly venue close to you, check them out, try making friends online/college or local LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual & transgender) association. You're never alone in this, there will always be someone, somewhere who will help you through it. 
 
The Voice - I agree. Unlike Mistress I’m not gay. I have experimented with both guys and girls, but because of that i know which i prefer!! I can remember at school once, back in the day, a girl was being bullied because there was rumour of her being bisexual, and some boy said to her 'how do you know you're bi if you've never had sex with a girl?? and i stuck up for her and replied 'how do you know you're straight, if YOU'VE never had sex with a girl??' he was speechless to say the least, but I had a good point!! Anyone who says they're not sexually curious is lying. Everyone is. Fact. There's nothing wrong at all with being open-minded. Plus, coming from a 'straight' girl.. Gay bars/clubs/pubs are much more welcoming to people of ANY sexuality, the atmosphere is brilliant, in my personal opinion. Tell your friend how you feel. If they don't stick around.. well they have just proven they're not a friend, haven't they?

Dear Mistress Deviation & The Voice Inside Her Head, 
I'm too lazy to cook, but I'm always starving & skint so I cant get a take away.... Advice? 
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The Voice - I can relate to this more than you'd think!! Hahaha, but to be honest, the healthier things are much simpler to cook anyway! You can always buy the bags of salad, stick a bit of pasta on, and whack some low fat mayo on!! 
People think that skinny people that eat junk food constantly are lucky.. I disagree. They may appear fitter etc, but they're probably rotting from the inside out! 
Get a few cook books, try and make it enjoyable, get a few friends round, cook for them and have a few drinks. Play a little 'come dine with me' and let them score you. Anything can be turned into a game!
Also, a pint of water before your meal fills you up so you don't eat as much.. not highly recommended but it works. Or things like Weightwatchers and Slimmersworld can be a good option.

Madame - Well that was a short and sweet question.... My one piece of advice to you.... Get your fat arse off the sofa... get a job and then you can afford a take away.... Ok? 

 

       
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For one month, Kim’s books has been high-jacked by our feature writer Stacey Panton
Heart-Shaped Box by Joe Hill

Heart Shaped Box

Heart-Shaped Box, Joe Hill’s follow-up to his limited-release first novel 20th Century Ghosts, is an adrenaline-rush of heart-pounding moments, combining the macarbe with the everyday. The result is a terrifyingly believable experience that will latch on to your mind and refuse to budge, even if the book is stored in the freezer...

If that sounded intense, the book itself will shock. I found it by accident while having a quick scan though the Tesco Bargain Books; the black cover with striking silver title, named after a Nirvana song (one of my favourite songs by one of my favourite bands) immediately caught my eye, and, after reading the blurb, I was more than happy to part with a few quid to give it a go. I can honestly say it was £6 well spent. Following the story of Judas Coyne, an ‘ageing death-metal-rock-god’ born with the name Justin, who receives an email suggesting an auction on a poltergeist, or more the funeral suit with the spirit attached. Regarding it as a fitting addition to his collection, which already includes a cannibal’s cookbook and a genuine snuff movie, he bids, and wins. However, the suit, which arrives in a heart-shaped box, is more than just a well-sold novelty – as Jude, his dogs, and those around him soon find out. Escaping the violent outbursts in the house, which targets all living things that dare enter, Jude, Georgia (his latest booty call) and the dogs, Angus and Bon (ring a few bells?) set off in Jude’s old Mustang, driving across the states to, with hope, find out why they have been targetted, and put an end to it all. That’s if the poltergeist doesn’t put an end to them first...
The chilling suspense is what has stayed with me even when the book is shut. It takes a lot for a book to mean anything to me - the only book to ever have made me cry was Wuthering Heights; the only to make me sympathise was Never Let Me Go; the only to ever scare me into only reading with the lights on and my phone at my side has been this. I can honestly say that at countless moments my heart has been racing and my fingernails at severe risk. The appearance of Georgia, with her black hair and pale skin, and the attitude of ‘rock-god’ Judas kept my interest from the start, and the curiosity as to whether the main character will even survive through the pages has kept me turning them. Rather than just another supernatural thriller, the rock aspect of the characters, as well as Joe Hill’s adoptive style of truly haunting writing provides the much-needed twist on such a worn-out genre. As someone who always likes to put a little research into anything I find interesting, I looked up Joe Hill, only to find the reason behind his talent laid in the person who gave him his full name – Joseph Hillstrom King. I’ll be sure to read 20th Century Ghosts, and look out for any further releases.

Sooner or later, the dead catch up...

 

Album Cover Review

 



Dio - Holy Diver - 1983 - Warner Bros/Vertigo

Dio

A much needed tribute, as none of my favourite rock nights have tributed him yet, I am haha!!
This is probably one of Dio’s most famous albums, with the artwork to catch unwanted attention with it! Its controversy came due to the artwork featuring the devil killing a man of the cloth. I found a little information on wikipedia, which led me to learn that Dio was quick to argue that appearances are misleading and that it could just as easily be the priest killing the devil, he wanted people to not judge a book by its cover.
The devil figure, named Murray, happens to be the Dio mascot, featuring on other Dio album covers. Iron Maiden and Megadeth had the same feature across many albums with Eddie and Vic Rattlehead respectively.
As I have already mentioned, I wanted to do this one in tribute to the great man himself, Ronnie James Dio, who, in July 2010, died of stomach cancer. I chose to do possibly his most iconic album, Holy Diver. I love the concept of the devil grabbing the priest in his chains and drowning him, its as if he’s being punished for his sins, this just brings to mind all that crap about some of the clergy being perverts, in which case it is justified. But then again you could also go into the truth behind god and the devil, heaven and hell, here you pretty much have three worlds entwined. But where would the priest end up in the afterlife? Heaven? Hell? Or purgatory?
The artwork was illustrated by Randy Berrett, the concept by Wendy Dio, Ronnie’s wife. Unfortunately I was unable to find any information on Berrett, but wherever he is hiding, I’m sure he’s still creating wonderful imagery like Holy Diver.

Evangelia Heretika - Behemoth - 9th Nov 2010 - Metal Blade Records (USA)/Nuclear Blast Records (Europe)/Mystic Records (Poland)

Evangelia

Evangelion - Behemoth -Metal Blade/Nuclear Blast/Mystic/Demonstealer

Evangelion

Behemoth are a Polish Blackened Death Metal band, I chose to do this new release due to the fascination of the illustration on it and also its preceding album, Evangelion. The artworks appear to look like etchings, which I actually studied at college back in 2004 I believe, the cover for Evangelia Heretika cover seems to depict an archangel, with an evil look in his eyes, sacrificing a Ram, which has his feet tied together, lying helplessly on cliff edge. It almost seems biblical in some sense, like Behemoth are anti Christians who still believe the bible stories. This cover could become a controversial artwork to all the bible bashing religious nutters out there who think Behemoth are Satanists and worship the devil, but it would be no different to the hassle Slayer has with Christ Illusion, although Slayer had to censor their original artwork, I don’t think Behemoth would have to, the artwork may seem a little far out but it would not need censorship. Before I polish off this piece I want to include the story to the Evangelion artwork, which I‘m afraid I took from Wikipedia, it is a depiction of The Great Harlot of Babylon, the figuress of evil mentioned in the Book of Revelation in the Bible. Hey look at that more bible stuff!! The picture of The Great Harlot of Babylon riding the seven headed beast. The Saints bow before her in worship whilst the tablets of the Ten Commandments lie broken at her feet. It represents our vision and interpretation of the New Testament where the Whore of Babylon is a symbol of rebellion and resistance against God. I like the way that they have depicted her with the serpents behind her, I think it is what adds to the interpretation of the rebellion. Behemoth seem to take things from the bible which show the rebellion and punishment of those who rebelled from that era. Both artworks were created by Behemoth’s longtime artistic collaborator, Tomasz ‘Graal’ Danilowicz, who also did the Demigod cover for the band.
I wish Behemoth every success with this new album, I’m sure the tracks are as grand as the artwork, and I wish Nergal all the best for a speedy recovery from Luekaemia.


 

 

 

 

Theatre Review

Avenue Q @ Wyndham's Theatre, London

Creators
Music and Lyrics by Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx
Book by Jeff Whitty
Based on an original concept by Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx
Directed by Jason Moore
Puppets conceived and designed by Rick Lyon
Choreographed by Ken Roberson


Cast
Paul Spicer as Princeton/Rod
Jacqueline Tate as Christmas Eve
Delroy Atkinson as Gary
Rachel Jerram as Mrs T / Bear / Others
Christopher Fry as Brian
Mark Goldthorp as Nicky / Trekkie Monster
Julie Atherton as Kate Monster / Lucy the Slut
Cassidy Janson as Kate Monster / Lucy the Slut (from 5th October)

When one of my closest friends told me they wanted to go to the theatre for their birthday I was more than happy to attend. Thinking of what’s available at the moment in London my mind raced, thinking of the big stages & amazing performances but when I heard about puppets I have to admit I was slightly unsure but was assured it was a puppet show with an adult sense of humour!

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I do love musicals and try to visit the theatre as much as possible; one of the many perks living in London.

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Avenue Q is set in two acts, conceived by Robert Lopex and Jeff Marx who wrote the music and lyrics. The book was written by Jeff Whitty and the show was directed by Jason Moore.
Being very popular in America I was unsure if I would like the sense of humour as i'm not a fan of American comedy.

On arrival the stage was small but impressive, based on a down-town poor New York building.
With the main character looking for a place to rent, wondering where his life is going and meeting many new friends along the way. One of which catches his eye!
You see him struggle with every day decisions based on every day life, whilst singing along the way.

There were some very funny moments between him & his ‘new love’ from drunken ‘one night stands’ to waking up and missing important meetings at work.
The songs were well written and very funny, touching on some sensitive subjects from homosexuality to racism and suggesting the only reason people have the internet is purely for porn!

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The actors on stage were amazing with great acting ability and strong voices.
But I have to admit I think walking on stage with them holding the puppets was slightly disheartening. I felt as though I didn’t know what to watch, the actor or the puppet in motion. I would’ve personally preferred the actors in hiding more and the amazing puppets in full view as there are in ‘Sesame Street’ & the impressive ‘Lion King’ which I loved so much I’ve gone to see on more than one occasion.

You could tell the actors had great ability, with great stage presence and really brought the puppets to life!

I would definitely recommend the show, if you’re not offended by puppet sex/nudity, swearing & the on-going racist remarks that I didn't find too amusing especially the 'Everyone is a little bit racist' song, I have enough hearing about the subject to be honest, but it was done in a light hearted fashion and tried to bring across the point that we as people are all ignorant in one way or another. 

After paying for my ticket I personally would’ve preferred to have gone on a weekday evening and paid a lot less for a Friday night front seated ticket as I didn’t get the same response as I would’ve seeing a bigger production but it was fun and a treat & defo worth a look!

For more information and to see the characters check out their website @

http://www.avenueqthemusical.co.uk

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Greg Davies
So, you may remember last week how I mentioned a certain Mr. Davies in passing whilst reviewing Josh Howie. Well, you'll be pleased to know that I also went to see Greg's very own standalone show.

A bit of background on Greg, first. He's not just 'that tall twat' off Mock the Week and The Inbetweeners. He’s also more than just one third of We Are Klang. Greg Davis has been a stand-up comedian for quite some time and deserves recognition as such, because when you see him tread the boards, in all his 6"8 glory, you'll start to wonder why he hasn't been touted as a bigger name.

One thing I will warn you about is that he has very few actual jokes in his act. It's very anecdotal and based entirely on what we are assured are true stories. Which, granted, could grow tiresome were it not for the fact he's so bloody hysterical while he does it.

The current show is basically a biographical one, entitled 'Firing Cheeseballs at a dog' - All will make sense when you watch, of course. I was tempted to the show merely by the name intriguing me.

He goes through his life, picking out the funniest parts and revealing to us all the inner workings of a genius comic mind. As I mentioned last month, a great portion of his set deals with his days as a teacher and whilst I'd heard these parts before, the delivery still remained fresh and still had me in fits of laughter.

Another simply superb part of his set is where he discusses his father, who now acts deliberately mental. It has to be said, that were the lines not delivered so convincingly, I wouldn't believe that a person could be that insane.

Try this clip and see what you think


My one main criticism would be that if you've seen a lot of the panel shows he does, you'll have seen a fair portion of his set. However, the rest of his work more than makes the entry price worthwhile. I'm off to see him again in a few weeks and I highly recommend you do so too. You've got until the end of the month before his tour finishes.

Some of our fav more joke based Greg Davies quotes

"'What shall we do sir?' 'Make up a play' 'About what?' 'Homelessness' 'We've already done homelessness sir!' 'Do it again, it's a big issue'"

"There was a boy at my school nicknamed Polly. It was because of a burn on his arm. Evidently, Polly put the kettle on..."

"Have you thought about what you want the baby to call you when she's old enough? 'Yes. Tyrone.'"

 

     
The Australian Voice

In the Spotlight:
Priscilla Queen of the Desert

Certainly not for the faint of heart, or conservative ‘I wear-a-suit-every-Sunday’ types, Priscilla Queen of the Desert is a West End musical with a difference. An adaption of the 1994 comedy film of the same name (originally starring Hugo Weaving of Lord of the Rings and The Matrix, and directed by Stephan Elliot), the musical brings something new to the stage that has never been seen before. More outrageous that The Rocky Horror Picture Show and far more hilariously outspoken than Avenue Q, the musical spans every possible kind of innuendo, every possible expletive, and every possible combination of bizarre costume combinations.

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Featuring many easily-recognisable tunes such as ‘I Will Survive’ and ‘Girls Just Wanna Have Fun’, Priscilla is a rude, witty, and glittery beast of a musical. Despite the familiarity of the songs – there is nothing new here musically, in fact, all of the songs have been chart hits – Priscilla provides something incredibly fresh to the West End.
Set in the blistering heat of Australia, the story follows three drag queens as they head out from their home town of Sidney to a final gig in Alice Springs. It may sound like your average road trip story, but armed with plenty of glitter, confetti, and a giant pink bus that they name Priscilla, this is no ordinary road trip. Never a dull moment, never a second without some quip, or expertly executed dance routine, Priscilla is not just entertaining, it is a musical full of hysterical laughter.
Priscilla Queen of the Desert has won several awards, including Best New Musical, Best Supporting Actor in a Musical, Best Set Designer, and Best Choreographer in the What’s On Stage Awards 2010, plus hit reviews from The Times and The Telegraph. For a musical that began as a small cult film that bordered more on art house LBGT culture than on comedy, Priscilla (the musical, for those that may not have been reading close enough) dives right on centre stage and steals every single colour of green limelight within the electromagnetic spectrum. This may sound a little sensationalist, but even with a more objective view there is just no way of denying that Priscilla’s wit and invention cannot be bested by any other West End musical to hit the stage so far.

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It’s not even that it is just funny – Priscilla is memorable. It has been a year since this reviewer first saw it and I am still talking about it to everyone I meet. It would be easy to dismissively state that it is because it is just blatantly outrageous and full of drag queens (you aren’t going to forget that in hurry), and yes, to a certain extent, that is true. However, unlike rival West End musicals, Priscilla amazes because the stage and set design are so thoroughly worked out. Producer Garry McQuin states on the Priscilla blog that:
‘Priscilla herself was (and is!) the obvious problem. We spent a long time (maybe a couple of years) trying to work out how not to have a bus on stage … not because we didn’t want Priscilla, but because she was always going to take up so much stage space. There are practical issues (the bus has to fit four dancing actors in it) and the aesthetic issues - she has to look like a bus, not a minibus. An even bigger problem was offstage storage - how would Priscilla disappear for the scenes she did not appear in? We didn’t know how to fit the bus on stage or off stage, but we knew our audiences would expect the title character to make an appearance.’ And certainly the transition from film to stage would be difficult, but to be able to ingeniously design a set that allowed not only the bus Priscilla to appear on stage, but also give the impression of the wide open spaces of the Australian outback... that indeed, is why Priscilla is truly impressive upon the memory. So how did the team manage to get a bus on stage? Garry McQuin reveals: ‘the problem was solved by our brilliant designer, Brian Thomson (who by the way designed the original London production of Jesus Christ Superstar in the same theatre in 1972!). Simon Phillips (director) was working on an opera in Hamburg and the design deadlines were looming, so Brian and I met up with him and spent a week (in a small apartment in a snowstorm!) working through the show. Brian came up with the idea for a ring revolve - to give the impression of bus movement / passing scenery - and everything followed from that.’
It is easy to see why the musical has gained such an impressive set of rage reviews. So much thought and effort has gone into every aspect of this raunchy, and sometimes ridiculous production. The neon Priscilla sign complete with glittery shoe lighting up London’s Shaftesbury Avenue is merely just a glimpse of what is to come on the stage within.

If you prefer a musical about little boys in ballet shoes, or kids in high school, or Saturday matinee with the kids type shows, ignore this review and forget about ever seeing Priscilla Queen of the Desert. But if you want to see something genuinely side-splittingly hilarious with generous dollops of cross-dressing mixed with ingenuity and serious innovation, make sure you book your tickets before 2010 is out: Priscilla is headed stateside for its debut across the pond this autumn and will be merrily singing, dancing, and cursing throughout Broadway by Spring 2011.
In summary: buy tickets for you, your best mate, your other best mate (but best leave your mum and auntie at home). It’ll be the best waste of money you’ll ever experience.
10/10


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Despicable Me

Despicable Me has a simple premise: animated 3D style family comedy about a supervillian that has a change of heart.  Does it fit the bill?  Well, yes.  Slapstick moments?  Check.  Small creatures?  Check.  Karaoke finish?  Check.  Anything particularly noticeable other than that?
            The ratings and reviews of this movie so far have been positive on the whole; the movie has debuted in the top spot, grossing £3.6 million in ticket sales at the time of writing, knocking movies The Social Network and Vampires Suck way below par.
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            The film also boasts a rather impressive cast – not necessarily A-Listers throughout, but big names such as Steve Carrell and Russell Brand feature as the voices of central protagonist Gru and Gru’s scientist friend Dr. Nefario respectively.  Whilst their names lend themselves to comedy – and their voice acting probably does aid the humour of the film, their performances will never be as memorable as Tom Hanks’ as toy cowboy Woody of Toy Story fame.
            In fact, if you’re looking for another animated film akin to the intelligent humour and grace of the Toy Story trilogy, then you are going to be a little bit disappointed with Despicable Me.  Whilst hilarious and massively heartwarming upon occasion (there was applause in the theatre at times), Despicable Me just does not have the intelligence of any of the genre’s predecessors.  Raucously funny, it may well be, but there is really nothing new here when you realise that the film is from the creators of Ice Age; the small yellow creatures that are cute and incapable of speaking are basically Scrat in another form, Gru is another lonely Manny, and the three little orphans are not so far off the bizarre ‘herd’ of misfits that Ice Age eventually comprises.
 Ice Age was special at the time because computer animation was something new, and now 2010 has seen 3D computer animation really hit the ground running.   But it is not until the final credits when the creators of Despicable Me actually play with the depth of scope that 3D is capable of, and it leaves the rest of the film feeling as if they could have done more.
Realistically, there seems to be a lot missing from the film when it comes to the three small orphans.  The three girls do seem to have their own distinct personalities, but these are based more on stereotypes than on anything particularly creative – the eldest sister plays at being responsible and clever, the middle sister is the pink-wearing trouble-maker, and the youngest sister who is a generic cute little girl.  It’s a dynamic that is easily recognisable for the kids, but unlike the multi-layered Toy Story 3, which appealed strongly to an adult audience too, there is nothing about these girls that speaks on a higher level.  Nevertheless, the storyline surrounding them is loveable and heartbreaking (in a good way).
            The only redeeming quality of this film is where it really counts – in the obvious comedy.  The plot is guessable, and you have a rough idea of where it will end up, but it doesn’t really matter because the zany moments (ever seen a supervillain shoot a squid out of a gun?) and pure slapstick moments really shine.  There might not be much integrity or style, but there are guaranteed laughs throughout.
            In summary, only the following three words actually matter: go see it.

3.5/5 rating

 

   
Chinwag

Hey there and welcome, to a new and hopefully permanent addition this publication, The Silicon voice.

This months game of choice, Dragon quest IX: Sentinels of The Starry Skies for the Nintendo DS. Released the 5th of July (ok, so I’m a bit behind, more recent games to come, I promise)

As a long time RPG (role playing game) player, my first being Square soft’s (now Square Enix) Final fantasy 8 all those years back on the Playstation one, this game presses all the right buttons.
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Also published by Square Enix, Dragon quest goes back to how an RPG was made to be played. The game play is completely sandbox, meaning you can go wherever, whenever you like.

Obviously there’s a main plot to the game, but unlike other RPG’s you can choose to do this whenever you feel like, or just ignore it completely if you wanted to, with plenty of side quests to keep you busy.

An interesting element to the gameplay, is the battle system. Those of you who played Kingdom hearts, or more recently, Final fantasy XII, will recognise the system to a degree, with you roaming the world map, and actually being able to see your enemies, essentially choosing to fight or run (cowards) before the fight has even commenced. However, unlike Final fantasy XII, rather than fight on the world map and potentially be mobbed, once you make contact with a monster, the world map vanishes briefly and the battle screen appears. Think Pokemon’s random battle system.
The only downside I found with the battle system, is the A.I of your team mates, who can frustratingly use certain abilities when others seem more fitting at the time. But this doesn’t have to be such an issue, owing to the option to manually control your team.

The plot. The plot is obviously the most important part of any game, and upon playing this for just twenty minutes, it show’s that this is something that Square Enix knows. I’m not going to go too much into detail, as I don’t want to ruin it.
You play as a Celestrian, an angel basically, who is given the task of being guardian to the small village of Angel falls. After a routine patrol of the village, and saving a citizen from a monster attack, you return to the observatory, to give your report to the elder and offer up the benevolence you collected to the sacred tree of Yggdrasil, or the great world tree, if your Celestrian isn’t up to par. Once enough benevolence is collected the tree’s fruit will bloom, signaling the Celestrians are no longer needed to protect the mortals below and they can sit at his almighty’s right hand.

However, the tree blooms, and the observatory is attacked by an unknown force. The trees fruit, fyggs, fall earthward bound, as does your character. He awakes, in the village of Angel falls, without his angelic powers. You then embark on what can only be described as an epic quest to find the fyggs and discover who left you to this fate. With plenty of twists and turns to follow and the odd WTF?!? moment, this game will have that DS stuck to your hands.

Now, the graphics. WOW. Visually stunning, this game really does show off the capabilities of the Nintendo DS, and just how far handheld consoles have come (Remember Tetris anyone?). The whole world designed by anime and manga legend Akira Toriyama, most famous for the Dragonball series, really does complement the plot of the game, a story that you could easily see in manga form.

The soundtrack, another of the most important parts of any game, being composed by Koichi Sugiyama, a massive name in video game soundtracks, known mainly for his work on the previous Dragon quest games, and my personal favorite in his resume, Tetris 2, you can expect to hear the music setting the mood of the current situation or location you happen to find yourself in perfectly.

To sum up, BUY IT! This is the perfect role playing game for a newcomer to the genre or the seasoned pro, and with the DS’s wifi content download, you’ll be presented with new weapons, items and quests to keep you entertained for a long time to come.

Overall this game scores an 8/10, purely owing to the A.I issue.

Chinwag

Ok, so just to keep us up to date with our gaming, we’ve got ourselves the latest game to burst from Marvel studios and developers Beenox, (the same guys who gave us Guitar hero smash hits).
Spiderman Shattered Dimensions is released on September 7th and is available on all platforms, except Sony’s Psp.
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Now this was a game I was dying to get my hands on from day one. The pre release screen shots I’d seen looked amazing, the whole concept of the game, being able to play as four, yes four, different Spideys, (confused? Give me a second, I shall explain all), everything I saw before release had me salivating.

Now as I said, I’d explain the four Spideys concept.
We start the game, narrated by none other than Stan lee himself, in a New York city museum, and the dastardly Mysterio, strolling through the halls, searching for the Tablet of order and chaos, (Sounds evil, right?). Anyways, he finds it and our hero springs out to apprehend this villain. Sadly his plan backfires and during a scrap, the tablet gets broken, smashed into a fair few pieces. Just then, time appears to freeze, and before Spiderman appears Madam Web tells us that by breaking that hunk of rock, Spidey made a slight boo boo, and if the pieces aren’t recovered soon, reality as we know it will be destroyed, but wait! It seems that the pieces of tablet scattered across other three other dimensions and we’ll need to enlist the help of the web slinging heroes of the other dimensions to gather the shards.

The four different dimensions we patrol through on the hunt for the broken tablet are as follows. The Amazing dimension, Spiderman as we know him, no more, no less. The Noir dimension, where Peter parker still became Spiderman, but in 1933, during the great depression. The Ultimate dimension, Peter, is still Spiderman, but a younger man, also, he’s still fused with the symbiotic black suit, but thanks to madam webs intervention, can control the suits dark powers. Lastly we have the 2099 dimension, set in a possible future, we have a slightly different Spiderman, not Peter parker, but Miguel O’Hara, a scientist for the Alchemax corporation and accidentally turned into the wall crawler through an experiment gone wrong.

Each dimension, with its own Spiderman, has its own unique play style. The Noir dimension for example is primarily a stealth based dimension, sticking to the shadows, and avoiding combat.

The 2099 dimension is more combat orientated, with foes popping their heads out left, right and center, just to be caught square in the eyes with a big ol’ hunk of webbing.

Now enough of the plot, and what not. Onto to the rest of the review!

The controls, where to start, well if you’ve played any other super hero based game, you’ll know the controls, as they are very much recycled, with one button assigned to a light attack, one to a heavy attack and one to grab. The bog standard jump button, and one of the back buttons assigned to block.
The only problem with this, as I’ve felt with every other game employing this control set, is it gets very repetitive, very quickly and any punch ups you find yourself in, it just seems like if you mindlessly smashed the control against your forehead, you’ll do just fine.

The game itself, played horribly. Aside from the controls, it just seemed like my toddler could have done a better job making this game.
The computers AI was exceptionally poor, at one point in the game, I had left a thug on the floor all cocooned up, and one of his fellow do gooders, just strolled past him.

Now surely that would have raised the alarm that a web slinging super hero is in your midst?
Also, Noir spidey, urghh. I understand that he’s supposed to be a stealth character, but the went a bit overkill here. He physically couldn’t get into a combat situation, because one punch was all it took to take him out.

The levels are frustratingly repetitive, not just because you’re doing the same thing over and over, but because of Spiderman’s trademark puns and one liners, but sadly they obviously only recorded a few of them, as you hear the same quote several times in the space of ten minutes.

One major downside to the game is the level system, you finish a level and then get sent back to the ‘level select’ screen, which sadly ruined the story, and left the game with no fluidity.
So gameplay = bad.

The graphics, as I’ve already said, had me salivating before I’d even picked the game up. The only really appealing part of the game, to be brutally honest.

So Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a Spiderman can. But in this case, that’s really not an awful lot. And yes I know I said that the game had me salivating before I’d even touched it, but It’s like, have you ever been to a restaurant, looked at the menu, and ordered the best looking meal there, only for it to disappoint on all levels when it gets to your table?
Shattered Dimensions is a lot like that, and I’m scoring it a disappointing 4/10.

   
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Dashboard Jesus

www.myspace.com/dashboardjesusmusic

No they’re not the messiah, nor are they selling those little plastic Jesus’ that some people sit on their dashboards. With a gospel which is more hard-rock than hallelujah, Dashboard Jesus have located the border between nu-metal and hard rock and have set up camp there.

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‘Last Bullet To Hell’ is Dashboard Jesus’ wild card, with a slightly sleaze rock-that’s been dragged up and set to manual labour-feel to it. With plenty of distortion sprinkled over for good measure. At times ‘Last Bullet To Hell’ feels Black Label Society-ish, although the piecey guitar solo isn’t quite up to Zakk Wylde’s standards. In comparison the other tracks on the band’s Myspace feel far more menacing, making ‘Last Bullet To Hell’ seem a little out of place like a shot glass at a beer festival.

Dashboard Jesus

‘Libido’ has a more industrial-nu-metal feel like the bastard child between Deftones and Linkin Park, with Maynard James Keenan lurking in the delivery room. One with a fist-pounding, throat stretching chorus which flow seamlessly into the verses. “Feeding The Monkey” demonstrates just how catchy songs about addiction can be, with the kind of chorus which leaves you coming back for another hit. ‘‘I Will Wait’ sounds like a love song with a bit of grit caught in its throat, the sentimental lyrics feel thunder touched as though singer Joe Sabatini is on edge of breaking into a howl, yet he never does.

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Unfortunately the slightly poor production means that the tracks suffer a little, with the vocals not sounding as clear and prominent as they should be. Despite this Dashboard Jesus clearly demonstrate their capability for creating a variety of different sounds, particularly given singer and guitarist Sabatini’s long history within the film and music industries.

Whilst they certainly don’t herald the second coming, Dashboard Jesus will at least entertain while you wait for the apocalypse to put in an appearance.

 

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Waking Theo
www.myspace.com/wakingtheo

These days the trend is for music to be categorised in sub-sub-sub genres from metalcore to technical death metal to snarly-Donkey Kong stomp-gamer metal. Well maybe not that last one. But sometimes this genre labelling feels that ridiculous. So it’s refreshing to find a band that just simply ooze all there is to love about metal, like Waking Theo, who are rawer than the vegetable department of your local supermarket.
Waking Theo

 

Formed in 2004, Waking Theo have already risen through the ranks to support major names such as Mendeed, Trigger the Bloodshed, Malefice and Biomechanical. After a year’s hiatus following the departure of original bassist Ad, Waking Theo are back – attitude still firmly intact.

 

Waking Theo’s Myspace page is brimming with new material, which kicks off with ‘Still Alive’. Straight away the melodic groove introduction promises good things and then vocalist Mickey’s vicious growl roars in, all hackles raised and reminiscent of Max Cavalera in Cavalera Conspiracy.

Drummer Vint drives the jackhammer melody behind the vocals, piling into the drum and bass groove-down, whilst the choruses head-bang time sequence guarantees some sore necks.

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‘Forget The Weak’ s opening riff reminds of ‘Unholy Confessions’ by Avenged Sevenfold before pummelling your inner ear unrepentantly. Having teased earlier in the song, lead guitarist Ben steams in at the end of the breakdown with the swooping solo of someone who knows their craft. Or at least has done their homework. The stuttering riff that ushers in ‘Born From Ash’ makes a welcome reappearance throughout the track and the fast fingered guitar feels almost like a separate entity, scampering up and down. Dropping nicely into the centre of the track is a softer breakdown, well soft the way a pillow is over a sleeping face, before the guitar charges up again with a frenzied vengeance which makes fingers fly burn white hot and blisters on steel strings. The piano outro, although unexpected, is a nice touch bringing the song to a panting close.

Balancing brutality with technique, Waking Theo manages to squeeze a variety of different musical influences from pounding thrash to modern melodic tastes into each song, with a particular talent at producing the kind of breakdowns which spawn mosh pits.

With the band hitting the studio in November to record new material and already confirming tour dates for 2011, I recommend that you put Waking Theo’s brand of flint-tipped harmony high on your shopping list. Serving suggestion: CD player at full blast.

 

     
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Bad Religion-The Dissent Of Man

Bad Religion

Back after with album number fifteen and it’s more of the same, which includes a quality control which has led to some of the best pop punk albums to come out of the USA, this time it’s a little more varied with a few more slow and mid paced songs thrown into the mix. The hooks are here in bucket loads but hey after 30 odd years you would expect them to be masters at them and defy you not enjoy what’s on offer here. Bad Religion not only laid the foundations others profited off but they never sold out for the sake of fame and on the strength of this release they are still showing others how’s it’s done.
Out Now On -  Epitaph Records

Web Site -  http://www.badreligion.com/

 

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Dimmu Borgir – Abrahadabra

Dimmu Borgir

   


 If Black Metal has a pop side then Dimmu Borgir have always represented it, even at one point been likened to a boy band not that any of this has hurt them, taking what the scene was about and overblowing it into a larger than life bombastic band and sound. This takes it even further along that route, down to a three piece band but using the Norwegian Radio Orchestra and Schola Cantorum Choir they have achieved what some thought was impossible when you lose key members. This band will always have plenty of critics and now there are no technical wizardry weird time change etc but they were never about that, this album reinforces what they are really about, making the biggest over blown music this scene has to offer maybe this why they have broken out of that scene.
Out Now On - Nuclear Blast
Web Site - www.dimmu-borgir.com/
Wanna buy some Dimmu Borgir stuff and check em out yourself?? Click HERE

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Enslaved - Axioma Ethica Odini

Enslaved


 From the opening 30 seconds of this album I was hooked, there is so much that makes this a class enough outing, that any band would be proud. Enslaved have come a long way from their Black Metal roots becoming a class Prog Metal outfit, one thing that makes them special is their understanding of melody and drama using it to offset the heads down speed, making each song a roller coaster ride. It’s good to keep finding albums such as this that defy the quick fix culture of instance gratification, as I said at the beginning it will take 30 seconds to be hooked but this will keep you hooked until the end with no fillers.
 Out Now On - Indie Recordings (EU) | Nuclear Blast (US)
Web Site - enslaved.no

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Funker Vogt – Blutzoll

   

   Funker Vogt have always been a band who have stayed closer to the roots of EBM than most, maybe it’s that military thing they have going on, it is more marching beats over becoming a dance outfit. This is no exception but there is freshness to this, more than I was expecting, you know exactly who you are listening to but they have added to that sound of theirs. There is a definitely new sense of purpose a little more melody, taking chances with new sounds, but keeping an eye on who they are where they come from. In my opinion this has to be their most complete album to date. 
Out Now On - Synthetic Symphony (EU) Metropolis Records (US)
Web Site - http://www.funker-vogt.com/
Grab some Funker Vogt

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Hocico – Tiempos de Furia

Hocico

    Hocico’s sound has always been a lot more creepier than others in the Harsh EBM scene and it’s this dark side that made them stand out in the past. It’s back on this their sixth outing even if the innovation of the first few albums is missing, this is a much more straight forward club pleasing album, if you to go to clubs to have the sh*t scared out of you. It’s always surprised me in a scene in which so many copy each other that no one has tried to copy Hocico because even when they treading water they do stand apart from most out there.
Out Now On – Out of Line
Web Site -   http://www.hocico.com/
Plenty of Hocico  for sale here

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Conjure One – Exilarch

Conjure One

   

 Conjure One is Rhys Fulber’s solo project and for those who don’t know he is one the founding members of Front Line Assembly and Delerium, plus a very well known producer of the likes of Fear Factory, Rob Zombie etc. For a man who does so much you would think he wouldn’t have the time to spend on such a well-crafted album, maybe it just comes easy to him. This is an album for chilling to with no hint of his industrial background, much more Delerium than FLA. Ten tracks that wash over you in such a pleasant way, never boring as some chillout or trip hope can easily become. Each vocalist has been picked to add the icing to this delicious cake. Wish I had this when I was playing my chillout sets at parties would of sat very nicely alongside Banco De Gia.
Out Now On Digital Release From ITunes and Amazon,  CD out in New Year but don’t the label yet.
Web Site -   http://www.conjureone.com/

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The albus that shaped today...

The Wall Pink Floyd’s 11th studio album, a double vinyl release on 30 November 1979.

This was soon followed be an extravaganza performance with elaborate theatrical effects, and adapted into the movie of the same name.

The Wall is a concept album and deals largely with subject of personal segregation. With the band having ideas for the Wall during the band's 1977 In the Flesh Tour, this is the tour where bassist and lyricist Roger Waters’ became frustrated with the spectators' boorishness that seemed to him to be so acute that he began to imagine building a wall between them and the audience.

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The Wall is a rock opera that centres on a character called Pink, largely based on Roger Waters. Pink's story begins with the loss of his father during World War 2 and continue to abusive schoolteachers, an overprotective mother and the breakdown of his marriage, including into the story his self-induced isolation from civilization, represented by the symbolic "Wall" of the album title.

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The Wall was hugely successful album, becoming one of the best selling of 1980. It’s even in the top five best-selling albums of all time in the US.

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Some of the inspiration for the Wall came from an incident during the In The Flesh tour, the band were becoming depressed and disillusioned with playing such large venues, an incident on this tour led to Waters spitting on a particularly noisy fan in the front row, many of them hated playing in stadiums and spoke of how they desired to separate themselves from the audience by constructing a wall or a barrier across the stage.

While Gilmour and Wright were in France recording solo albums, and Nick Mason was busy producing Steve Hillage’s album Green, Waters began to write new material. Waters' spitting incident became the basis for the new concept, which explored the audience's separation from the performers on stage.

In July 1977 the band got together at Britannia Row where Waters presented two new ideas, one was a ninety-minute demo with the working title Bricks in the Wall, the other of Water’s ideas went on to become his first solo concept album, The Pros and Cons of Hitch Hiking.

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Waters and Ezrin set to work on improving the concept story line. The forty-page script they created was presented to the rest of the band, with positive results. The next day at the studio, they had a round table reading, similar to actors would with a play, but with the whole of the band, they because they became very excited because they could now “see” the album.

Although Waters wrote most of the album's material, Gilmour contributed to songs like "Run Like Hell", and "Young Lust". Ezrin also co-wrote "The Trial".  Engineer Nick Griffiths later said the Canadian producer Ezrin was very good in The Wall, “he did manage to pull the whole thing together. He's a very forceful guy, there was a lot of arguments about how it should sound between Roger and Dave, and he bridged the gap between them."

The story unfolds, Hidden behind his wall, Pink's predicament escalates, culminating in a hallucinogenic stage performance where he believes he’s a fascist dictator performing at Neo-Nazi style concerts and rallies, Pink even sets his men on fans he considers unworthy. The subsequent guilt torments Pink to such a degree, he places himself on trial, with his inner judge ordering him to "tear down the wall", opening Pink to the outside world. The story turns full circle with its closing words "Isn't this where..." (the opening song on the album beginning with the words "...we came in?"), with the melody of the last song hinting at the cyclical nature of Waters' premise.

The album also includes several references to former band member Syd Barrett. "Nobody Home" hinting at his condition during Pink Floyd's abortive US tour of 1967, with comments such as "wild, staring eyes", "Hendrix perm" and "Gohills Boots". The lyrics to the following song, "Comfortably Numb", were written as an allegory of Waters' experiences during the band's 1977 In the Flesh Tour, where he was injected with a muscle relaxant to combat the effects of hepatitis.

"Comfortably Numb" originally planned for Gilmour's solo album, Ezrin claimed that the song initially started life as "…Roger's record, about Roger, for Roger", although he thought that it needed further work. Waters re-worked the arrangement and added more lyrics for the chorus, but his "stripped-down and harder" recording was not to Gilmour's taste. The guitarist preferred Ezrin's "…grander Technicolor, orchestral version", although Ezrin preferred Waters' version. Following a full-scale row, the two came to a compromise; with the main part of the song having the orchestral arrangement and Gilmour's second and final guitar solo on it’s own.

Personally, I do love this song a lot, here’s a rendition of it for you to check out …..

Ezrin and Waters sought out the sound effects for the album…. Waters got hold of a phone call used on the original demo for Young Lust, but failed to tell its recipient. Waters recorded some ambient sounds along Hollywood Boulevard, by hanging a microphone from the studio window. Phil Taylor (the engineer) recorded screeching tyre noises for "Run Like Hell" from the studio car park, and the destruction of a television set was used on "One of My Turns", Nick Griffiths also recorded the smashing of crockery for the same song. Various television broadcasts were used on the album and one actor, recognising his own voice, later threatened to sue, but accepted a settlement offer.

The maniacal schoolmaster throughout the album was voiced by Waters, and actress Trudy Young supplied the groupie's voice and backing vocals were performed by a range of artists.

The cover design is stunning and one of Pink Floyd's most minimalistic, a simple white brick wall and no text (the logo and band name is presented on a sticker), but doesn’t everyone recognise what it is on a simple glance?

So, how much of an influence was it really? If you do need to ask this, then please stop listening to music ever, you really do know nothing, but here’s a few facts to help you, The Wall has been covered by several acts, including Canadian alternative country band Luther Wright and The Wrongs, who recorded a bluegrass cover of the entire album titled Rebuild the Wall. As a celebration of The Wall's 20th anniversary, as part of his "Out of Phase" project, producer and artist Peter Mossman released The Wall 2000, an ambient electronic version of the album. One of the most recent and most successful was Korn who joined all 3 parts of Another Brick In The Wall together, see what you think here –

From stage to movie …..

Gerald Scarfe was employed to produce a series of animations for The Wall. 40 animators were employed to create a series of nightmarish visions, including a dove of peace exploding to reveal an eagle, a schoolmaster and Pink's mother.

During each performance of the live show of The Wall Tour, a 12-meter high wall of cardboard bricks was gradually built between the band and audience. Gaps allowed the spectators to view various scenes in the story, as animator Gerald Scarfe's animations were projected onto the completed parts of the wall.

Several characters from the story were made into giant inflatables, including a pig and the crossed hammers logo.

Kicking off the tour in Los Angeles Memorial Sports Arena on 7 February 1980. One of the most memorable elements was the band's performance of "Comfortably Numb". Waters sang his opening verse in front of the wall, Gilmour waited in darkness at the top of the wall, for his cue. When it came, bright blue and white lights lit him up, amazing the audience. Gilmour stood on a flight case on castors, held steady by a roadie, both precariously balanced on a hydraulic platform. With the wall being made to collapse at the end of the show, once again revealing the band.

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Scarfe's animations were also to have been used in a film based on the album, accompanied by live concert footage, but the latter proved too impractical to film. Alan Parker agreed to direct the film and kept the animated sequences but also used professional actors in each scene, with no dialogue. Bob Geldof took the role of Pink, although this was a part written for David Bowie, although I can’t find any reason why he didn’t take this roll on.

So, I’m aware I’m waffling and I really hope this has been at least someway interesting for you to read, Pink Floyd’s the wall, quite simply a seminal moment in music history, influencing rock, the 80s, trance, including artists from the Orb to Korn. If you’re one of the few that haven’t heard this album, turn the lights down, put a copy on the stereo and admire the sheer majesty of this incredible piece of musical genius.

One last bit of musical marvel –

 

     
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Turbulent Soundscape (DJ Rex)

More crazy times at TS Towers!! :)

Our new tattoo store Eccentric Ink now has 2 tattooists and 2 designers, one piercer and her apprentice, plus we make damn fine coffee, would love to see you all! :) pics and good comments all over Facebook! :s

Fright Nite, the only remaining Turbulent Soundscape, all the other clubs are under the Phoenix Music Promotions flag now, the website for that is - www.phoenixmusicpromotions.co.uk the site features, a calander, videos, club news, gig info, a forum and SO much entertaining stuff!!

Fright Nite is fast approaching it’s 20th birthday!!! Some fun things as we creep our way to the Dec the 8th birthday party.

Of course, Turbulent Soundscape might have your picture in our archive section, head to www.turbulentsoundscape.com

On to our Sister company, Phoenix Music Promotions.

Phoenix Music

"and these children that you spit on as they try to change their worlds are
immune to your consultations they're quite aware of what they're going through”
Renegade Nation will be back, with a new and improved line up, watch the web site!!! - http://www.clubrenegadenation.com/

Opening the doors at 9.30 and running til as late as you can cope, the nite is kicking off live!!

Check out the awesome playlist link as well, the two rooms of music will now collide in a soundklash of opposing genres!!

Our other latest offering is Oblivion, firmly back in Guildford the original 3rd Tuesday each month slot went off well in October, we’re looking forward to this nite goig from strength to strength.

Our other latest offering is gaining it’s own steam, "Heresy”, a Dj free for all, the last Friday each Month in Egham, held at the Working Mens Club next to the Fire Station, CHEAP drinks and a huge space to dance, park, smoke and drink!! £2 entry and bargain bar, come along and try to take on the competition, win prizes, sets at other clubs and a place in our hall of fame!!

Other nites ahead, just keep checking the Events link on www.phoenixmusicpromotions.co.uk

And nowwww, Schism (Tom Wavre)

Depending on when you're reading this we've either just had or about to have the epic Halloween Schism on Fri 5th Nov with brand new second room, prize for best dressed, prize for best pole dancer and so much more. Either turn up Friday or check the pics out on facebook!
No matter when you're reading this you can get your New Years Eve tickets for our Schism NYE Masquerade Ball from www.clubschism.com NOW, buy 4 and get a 5th free. Tickets are also cheaper in advance than on the day.
December Schism will be 80s themed so get your hair metal outfits or neon wardrobe at the ready and rock out like it's 1982, so many more details to be revealed on facebook and the website. Join the new Schism group or the long established fan page (or both as they both give you different things)


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Whipping The Velvets

Saturday 11th September 2010 saw the official launch night of Whipping the Velvets new fetish/BDSM night.


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 I have to say after hearing about it all month, doing the flyer photography for the club and seeing who was booked I was really looking forward to this night.

Despite the night being aimed for gay/bi or just sexually curio’s women it was agreed last minute that men could attend, as long as they are in the company of women.

 It was stated there would be
- a fully equipped dungeon with house dommes
- cabaret, theatre and bands
- dirty dancefloor
- couples area
- free giveaways
- best dressed competition
+ more!

The idea was to encourage drag kings, corsets, victoriana, leather cocks, steampunk, ladies and gentlemen in all their glory with a strong Fetish/kinky/alternative dress code enforced, to which I can say was met!

On arrival to the venue I was shocked at just how small the venue was, but with great lighting, heavy drapes & dungeon equipment in sight it gave the venue a nice comfortable feel, as if you were in someones living room.

The Bar was small and pricey with lack of alcohol goodness but as long as they had vodka I knew all would be cool! There was a seated smoking area outside which most ppl stayed through out the night and after sitting down with a drink or two I knew it was time for a wonder to see what wonderful things I could find in the ‘private – women only’ area!


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After climbing a small flight of stairs I saw an open room with a wire cage, stocks, ropes & various other contraptions but with most of the guests happy chilling out on the sofa’s I knew it would take more than a few drinks to get these girls in the mood!

I soon grabbed a friend of mine & threw her in the cage, to the amusement of the guests while the hosts of the evening Violet and Ruby Starr demonstrated their bondage rope tricks. This set the mood for the evening!

Before we could get comfortable it was time for the first act…

First Act was the Band: Grimhild
A London based ExperiMETAL/Hard Rock/Post-Sex band with members
AMY MORGAN - Vocals/ KEN LIU - Guitar/Samples/Keys/Computer Geek
TERRY CLIFTLANDS - Bass/Guitar/Production/
JAKE LIBRETTO - Drums/Guitar/
ANDY BOND - Guitar/Keys/Clarinet/Sax/Accordion/Mandolin/

Their make up & outfits were amazing, with great stage presence! Amy looked amazing & I am always amazed with how strong her voice is. I’ve worked with these guys before on Nocturnal Dance @ The Fox & Firkin LINK (……………..) so I was pleased to see them again.

Their set was strong & they played tight.
Amy kept the audience’s attention throughout with her sexy moves using her dance background moving off the stage & eventually onto the dance floor!
This was a great opening act & the audience loved them.


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Keeping the music going in-between the performances & bands was the awesome Amanda Mae Gonzo Steele. A cabaret performer herself it was good to see her behind the decks playing the best from Goth/Electro/Industrial which fit in well with the setting of the venue.

The second act on tonight was the stunning Celestia Knight.
She’s a well established performer with over five years experience in Burlesque, Cabaret, Vaudeville, performance art, acting, cage-dancing & modelling. She is also the founder of the London based burlesque troupe called the ‘Circus of Satan’ so it was no surprise she took to the stage with great stage presence & confidence.

With the music playing she performed a seductive strip tease using the stage well with the audience engaged the whole time.
With a lot of encouragement from the crowd & a great applause towards the end of the show!

After this I was expecting another band but there seemed to be a long pause before the next act took to the stage.
The audience calmed down & the energy lowered.
I feel there should have been more entertainment to keep the guests entertained & the energy high but it was soon time for the next act.

Finally Sophia Disgrace took to the stage.
I’ve shot Sophia many times, with personal bookings & seeing her perform at Nocturnal Dance I know how funny her acts can be. Very individual & sometimes shocking I was looking forward to seeing what she had come up with for tonight.

Expecting Sophia to be wearing something sexy & seductive she instead took to the stage wearing a suit, bowler hat & a fake moustache!
Her act was hysterical! Using a laptop she played the roll of the average business man, after taking a few notes she obviously decided she had enough and decided to take centre stage & rip off the hat, moustache and most of her clothes!

Many cheers could be heard after this & she was most definitely the most creative act of the night! After teasing the crowd she finally ripped off her top to show the crowd the full view of her topless with no feather stickers to hide her and the audience loved her!

 

The crowed picked up & with Amanda on decks I saw some of my friends wanting to dance.

The only issue I had with the venue set up was there was a giant bondage cross smack bang in the middle of the dance-floor to which some of my friends were having a little moan about.
The dance floor may have benefited from moving this & maybe hiring some pole dancers to keep the energy flowing down stairs, as it tended to feel empty between the performers, this may have encouraged more people to take to the dance floor too! When you have a pole you in the centre of the room you expect to see some pole dancers, although towards the end of the night a few drunken girls were happy to take to the pole & show the crowd what they have!

I also think the venue should have been ‘women only’ there are many club fetish nights in London that cater for both sexes but feel the guests may have been more at ease knowing it was strictly for gay/bi women only as I feel the dungeon equipment may have been more in use.

I do hope this night becomes a regular event for the gay/bi women community as I think with a bit of tweaking the nights could be very successful!


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Club Focus UK

Nocturnal dance
 21/08/2010 - Fox and Firkin, Ladywell

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The Fox and Firkin has been my local now for around eight years and I have seen it go through many changes. They love parties and always go well out of their way to deck the pub out to the fullest in all manner of fashion. Currently they are sporting an art deco style appearance. Chandelier and drapes around the tables, fairy lights, disco balls and mirror mosaics.
They never stop trying to improve on their already amazing entertainment. Music, at least three times a week, a monthly amateur film night and a weekend festival each year. This year they have introduced a regular dance performance night and i have been fortunate enough to see the show on a few occasions.


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This evenings acts are introduced by Jonathan Bush, (an extremely tall corpse looking circus ring master) and Kelly Platt.
This evening we were told the six acts were going to be everything from Sexy to Sinful!

The first dance, performed by Smoke and Diamonds, is a parody on little red ridding hood and has Jonny as the big bad wolf scaring three red ridding hoods in the form of Alyxx, Amy and Vicky. 
The girls dance to the well recognised Metallica track "Enter Sandman" in their trademark contemporary style before a biker style guitarist climbs to a high platform and screams out the guitar solo to the worshipping, red wearing, grandmother-loyal ladies. Just then the wolf enters and attempts to chastise the girls but in a twist of fate they turn on him and taunt him before dragging him off stage.
This energetic start to the evening was choreographed by Alyxx and costumes by Zoe.    


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The next part of the nights entertainment was a voodoo style burlesque performance by the curvaceous Amanda Mae Gonzo Steele.
The scene is a combination of voodoo and 1920's America from her tiara and hairstyle to her tight figure hugging outfit and drinking out of her stiletto, reminiscent of the alcohol prohibition act. She starts by pouring herself a drink but then offers it up to a happy young man in the audience. A single chair in the middle of the room with a small bedside table supporting a bottle of what looks like blood or wine and a small animal's skull. Amanda's dance routine isn't elaborate but more of a slow and sexy swaying which certainly is appreciated when she slowly starts to remove her garments. Just as it seems there is nothing left to remove she takes a drink and lets it trickle down her semi naked body. A heated second act that feeds our desire for more. 

Smoke and Diamonds return to the stage for a cabaret number. Siobhan and Amy duet the song "Maybe This Time" whilst Alyxx, Vicky and Zoe help to distract us with their feminine charms. All dressed in corsets and looking very sexy yet it is hard to concentrate on their dancing when all you can think about is how amazing both Amy and Siobhan's voices are.  

A Neo burlesque performance follows and is introduced as "Sofia Disgrace’s Japanese Adventure".
I have seen Sofia perform before so i have an idea of what to expect. I do enjoy what she does but it is a little strange to follow so in a nutshell i will just describe what i saw.
Sophia comes on stage wearing a Japanese school girl’s sailor outfit clutching a stuffed toy bunny. She jumps about a bit clearly mimicking a young japanese girl but then sits on a plastic potty and gives the impression that she is using it. it's all a bit weird. She then empties the contents of the potty over a poor innocent bystander, fortunately it is just glitter. Then she eats a banana whilst in the crab position, lights a firestick and puts a rose in her thong.
I like the quirkiness of Sophia's creative act but I didn't quite understand what was going on, maybe that's what made it Japanese. Still i enjoyed it and it brakes up the serious tone of the events which can sometimes take the fun away from what is entertainment. 


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Smoke and diamonds third dance and penultimate of tonights attractions. Once more Amy, Vicky and Alyxx take to the stage with their rock influenced style of dancing. Their outfits are a little more trashy looking which aids to the theme of a more energetic song, Soil's "Halo". Livening the mood and preparing the audience for the headline act.  

Bride of bloodshed is another performer i have seen once before but due to poor lighting was not able to appreciate. This performance certainly made up for it. She reminded me of one of the stop motion models from a Tim Burton film. Very ballerina-esque and with makeup representing sewn together doll like pieces. There was a clockwork feel to the whole dance with a Marilyn Manson sound track. In finale a perfectly timed bucket of blood thrown by Jonny covered her completely right on cue.
This was my favorite dance as I like the goth ballerina style and worked well with the 2/4 tempo of the Marilyn Manson song.


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Smoke and diamonds are always great , I think I have seen almost all their previous performances and I do love the solid retro thing, reminds me of the Pans People, the girls who danced on top of the pops in the seventies when there was no music video. It was also nice to see the incorporation of a live musician in the first act, the perfect amount of cheese for the Metalica track.
I find Nocturnal Dance to be an extremely successful endeavor and would like to see them expand and perform at some higher profile venues, i look forward to enjoying more routines, more outfits and more talented young people.

Photos by Altercarnated Photography